the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ That would explain a lot.

< Xiaolin Showdown got a newer series?

V It's just me, Gabe Newell.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A sale is coming

< 700% off?!?

V *Wilhelm scream intensifies*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I got the Wilhelm scream mod for explosions in L4D2.

< Never gets old.

V I am preparing for my EXAMINATION!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Vomit*.

< Sorry 'bout that.

v It's the gazpacho.

 

[username sucks]

^ I'm too lazy to look up what gazpacho is.

< It sounds like some secret police working for a dictator.

v I'm ridin' sixteen hours, with nothin' much to do...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Well, stop being lazy. *Gazpacho is a Spanish cold soup*

< Got to move these refrigerator, got to move these colour TVs

V *Indiana Jones theme as you make breakfast*

 

[username sucks]

^ *Duel of the Fates as you try to reach the remote without getting up*

< Forgot to wear sunscreen.

v SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!! FACEY FACE FACE! HHHNNNGG!!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay, but make sure the thank me, afterwards, no matter how dead you are and how little of a lower jaw you have.

< My EXAMINATION didn't go so bad. I'd say I could've been more prepared, but...

V Was ist los?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't know.

< And yes it did. It appeared on one of the Disney channels.

V Blarg.

 

[username sucks]

^ That's what alien pirates say.

< I'm just a number riding solo in the code.

v Through you, I am born!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Something underwhelming had to come from my own suckage.

< Makes sense.

V Stop speaking English.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Non

< Roast potatoes with steak and gravy for maximum health

V Got some good things on sale, stranger!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Whadayya sellin'?

< Le-tron-jay.

V Eat pie to increase your daily intake of "YUMMY".

 

[username sucks]

^ Seems legit.

< Such class.

v BOOM!

 

[Barbas]

^ ...And the dirt is gone!

< I love you, Toilet Grenade[small](TM)[/small]!

v Better buy the eight-pack!

 

[username sucks]

^ But I only need 10...

< Summer is coming. I hate summer.

v Can you turn down the sun, please?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No, I want a tan

< I want a new duck

V Care to explain why you changed your name to "Lee Van Queef"?

 

[username sucks]

^ I apologize, I am sir Queef's butler. He is far to rich to see you at the moment.

< I got the same old dreams as a million fools.

v Got any brains to spare? Could you give some?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The brains are mine.

< I don't know where I fit my own, though.

V A cluster or nerves.

 

[username sucks]

^ Of the two options, I choose a cluster. It's a mystery what it's a cluster of.

< 30 minutes left.

v Prepare to get ready to countdown.