the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ NO U- Wait...

< Trades don't work that way.

V *screech*

 

[SirDerpy]

^ "It hits because Derpy has no evasion."

< "Defense was harshly lowered. Hear that, *****? Harshly."

v Don't hurt me >.<

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Leech Life!

< Hoped somebody would reference the move in Pokemon.

V Congratulations, you've won!

 

[UltraDeth]

^

 *Achievement Unlocked*

< It's Hero time!

V Call now to donate blood FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[Barbas]

^ Have this blood pack.

< I've got a lot I need to shift.

v Get out of the basement!

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Statistically speaking, I'm at ur mum's room.

< By extension, I'm not in the basement.

v So, did you do it?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ I think....I did?

< *shrugs shoulders*

V Everything is awesome

 

[Kae]

^ Only when you're part of a team.

< Not part of any teams. [small]Watched that movie recently...[/small]

V Is Batman.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Sadly, no.

< I wish I was Ghost Rider.

V Is a pastry.

 

[EilaliE]

^ I always knew I was different!

< Was just referred to as an "it".

v That reminds me, I need some new glasses. Give me yours.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't wear glasses.

< That would be silly. Glasses are for liquids.

V Foooooooooooooooolish mortallllll!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I am a Champion! You will show respect!

< Melted chocolate for all

V Let them eat fast food

 

[Barbas]

^ Wouldn't they prefer a nice slice of pork?

< I know I would. Well, not right now, but maybe later.

v Take it away!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *hoists thread onto truck*

< *drives off*

V If you want your thread back you will have to pay me in a million organ donations.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Or I could just shoot you.

< *shoo- oh wait, this isn't even my thread!

v If this thread is yours, shoot him yourself!

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Ok, great, I have this mansion out in the country. It's made of exactly a million donated organs.

^ I would, but I'm too busy being ninja'ed to notice.

< By the by, I seem to have misplaced my gun.

v Give me back my gun, consarnit!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ How about no

< If you're careless enough to lose it, you shouldn't have one

V Hide it so he doesn't get it

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Gladly.

< I can hold a more effective ransom with this.

V Pay up, now or the thread gets it!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Is it loaded?

< *looks down the...* Just kidding!

V Guns for fancy people

Spoiler

 

[EilaliE]

^ Fancy, indeed.

< Wants a gun now, but I'm not fancy enough.

v

Spoiler: The thread is in danger?