the ^ < V game

[Twintix]

^ I WAS NINJA'D! CURSE YOU SIR DERPY!

< I swing my hips back and forth.

V Is that why Dirty Cop calls me a hippie?

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Well, I like him. He's a fun and funny guy. I mean, his fourth name is Funs, of course.

< If he wasn't fun, he would be arrested for lying.

v That's a crime, right?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Hey, I took a shower last night.

< Doing stuff.

V What's your number in line?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *explodes*

< *reassembles*

V *clears throat* 'Sup?

 

[SirDerpy]

^ The sky.

< *Gets kicked off stage*

v And the next act is....

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *clearing throat*

< *throat-clearing intensifies*

V *coughs out lungs*

 

[SirDerpy]

^ You, uh, you got body insurance?

< I'm selling some, as it so happens.

v I also sell death insurance.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Cool.

< Just saw a guy get an Australium Force-A-Nature in a Tour of Duty. He deserved it. Probably one of the nicest guys I've met doing TODs.

V Cor.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Blimey, you can't half keep yourself upside down.

< Oh no, I seem t'a ave stuck something up my buttocks.

V Can you go up the apple and pears and retrieve the tweezers?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...No.

< *snicker*

V You dropped- you dropped your GAY CARD! Pffffff!!!

 

[Malbourne]

^ Oh, noOOOooo. I'll need to bend down and pick it-

< Whoop, not falling for that one again.

v Hey, your shoelace is untied.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ Shoelaces are for the weak

< Real men wear VELCRO!

v Is full of fear at my space age footwear

 

[Fijiman]

^ Real men use barbed wire for shoes.

< Blarg.

V has a witty response waiting for the next person.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh, they'll be for it

< Downloaded Warframe on Steam, but didn't get around to playing, because it took half an hour to download

V Do you misread this thread as "The V Game"?

 

[Barbas]

^ Urk. No!

< I did not.

v He did!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, actually.

< Frustrated with a local college and its crappy website and frankly dead assistance hotline.

V Higher level education pls.

 

[Barbas]

^ Take one of our pamphlets.

< We also have a seminar on fire at least once a week.

v Doesn't know what's going on again.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I love not caring about anything

< Ignorance is Nirvana

V There's no need to be stupid and contagious

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Stupidity can sometimes act like a virus and loves large numbers.

V POTATO!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I feel you, man.

< Defeated another boss in Rogue Legacy.

V Frank.