the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Anus, anus, anus.

< Jenitals.

v *Reads script*. I'm sorry, that should have been genitals.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Failure. Never speak to me again.

< *tuts*

V Unacceptable!

 

[Barbas]

^ I know, I know.

< It's reached a new low.

v No, you shut that duck up now!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Sure thing boss man

< *Twist the duck's neck*

v So which part of it do you want to eat?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The feet.

< It's normal to see pigeons with toes missing, but today I saw a pigeon which appeared to have its foot entirely consumed by some kind of growth. Looked kind of...warty.

V Hmmm. Fascinating.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Potential mutation capabilities

< On Her Majesty's Silver Surfer

V Where would we be without the achievement system?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ probably in a cave attempting to make fire by beating a bunch of rocks together.

< *makes a silly dance*

v Why don't you join me?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *is suddenly wearing a detective hat*

< *drops violin* Well that didn't work out.

V I have a magnifying glass, this allows me to invade your privacy.

 

[Fijiman]

^ It also let's you burn ants on a sunny day.

< Blarg.

V Are you using that?

 

[EilaliE]

^ That?

< Ah, yes- you mean this?

v No, but this person is using it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's okay, I no longer have any need for the butt-kicking boot.

< I spent so long thinking of a creative thing to be using that I can't think of anything interesting to say here.

V Or here.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ We all have writer's block

< I move my foot up someone's ass

V You are Chinese

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...What does this mean?

< Only now do I realise I know nothing of Chinese culture...

V Uhhh- Frilly dragon costume! Delicious food! Year of the rat!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No disciprine whatsoever.

< Know little about the Chinese, except I-Ching, Maoism, Taoism, Lychee and Shaolin.

V I tote guns, I make number ones, I give MCs the runs

 

[Fijiman]

^ You have something in your teeth.

< What? Someone had to tell him eventually.

V Rolls in the leaves.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ shouldn't have raked them all into one spot if you didn't want them rolled in

< is now crunchy and multicolored

v probably hasn't jumped in a mudpuddle in a long time

 

[Fijiman]

^ Try never.

< I always did try to keep myself from getting too dirty.

V Forces people to poke each other to death for their amusement.

 

[Twintix]

^Well, what do you suggest I do to kill my boredom?!

< School's out for today!

V Go stand in the hallway.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay.

< *contemplates*

V I ain't even mad.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Well I am mad as hell!

< And I am not going to take it anymore!

v Are you still going to take it?