the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I still love doges.

< Unless it's leaf-type.

v Ya know?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Leaf type!?

< oOoOo DeEr! SoMeThInG sTrAnGe Be CoMiNg OvEr Me!

V *frrrt*

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ oh good Lord, what is that smell?

< it smells like rotten cheese knocked putrid eggs off the shelf

v what did you eat?!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Fijiman.

< Hue.

V Offended.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Unamused would be the more appropriate word.

< Is uneaten.

V Pants.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm wearing them

< Sometimes it makes no sense at all

V We have transcended beyond mad

 

[Barbas]

^ I think that's what the guard said.

< That was yesterday.

v Wasn't it?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ "How should I know?" And other phrases used to convey disinterest.

< Das disillusioned feel, when you see batter being applied in a chippy before cooking.

V Slimy.

 

[Barbas]

^ Splunge.

< I hit the skeleton for five points of damage.

v Take that, sir or madam!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ do I get to choose which?

< wouldn't mind getting to wear a nice dress now and then

v fly your freak flag at whatever altitude is comfortable for you

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Bot set level.

< And no, I don't want any cake, thanks.

V :J

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Dat half-smile

< Been playing Alien: Isolation at night

V And so should you, if you need a reason to say "Oh shit, son!"

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ But I already have.

< needs to shit

v I will be back.

 

[Barbas]

^ I will wait with the statuettes.

< *Buries the statuettes*.

v Hush now, ssshhhhh! No-one will ever know!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ But it's there for everyone on the internet to see.

< Had a good shit.

v Did you shit to?

 

[Barbas]

^ Uhhh...

< ...Ummmmm.....

v Ohmagad.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ohmagaid.

< Dat awkward moment when you raffle something and say 3 days claim time...and somebody actually adds you past the claim time.

V Look like a bit of a dick and stick to my word, or give the guy his stuff, anyway?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Take both options

< Collectables everywhere

V Doctor, there's a hole in my ass, and this brown smelly stuff comes out

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The hole? Cancer. The brown stuff? Your cancer's cancer.

< Critical bliss.

V Premonitions.

 

[Barbas]

^ OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

< Silence, Bridget!

v Good grief, put your pantaloons back on.