the ^ < V game

[Rabbitboy]

^ no you can't imprison me with those!

< Realizes that he doesn't know what pantaloons are.

v Get in the car and I will give you some candy.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Deal.

< ...I can feel my wallet loosening.

V *runs off into the distance*

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ come, Mr. Tally Man, tally me, banana

< daylight come and me wan' go home

v don't you look at me in that tone of voice

 

[Fijiman]

^ I WILL SMELL YOU ANY SHADE OF BURGUNDY I WANT!

< Has been listening to music for hours now while playing a game.

V The time has come.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Right on time

< It's my Birthday

V That means each and every one of you must suuuuuck my diiiiick

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll just stick with giving you my best wishes.

< Was faceless at the time of this post, but no longer.

V Cool.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Hot

< Hotter

v Hottest

 

[EilaliE]

^ Only in a parallel universe.

<

< It's my Birthday

Uh-oh, happy uterus independence day, kid.

v This person shall fulfill all your wishes.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Gobble, gobble, gobble*.

< Oh no.

v Fill in the blanks with your mind.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Something wholly unsavoury

< Confound this monkey

V My nipples explode with delight

 

[Barbas]

^ Good heavens.

< I'm not entirely sure where to go from here.

v Chicken pie or fish pie?

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ has a cool avatar

< chicken pie all the way

\/ has an awesome avatar

 

[Barbas]

^ Better than that other dick duck's!

< OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

v First of all, I don't like your socks. Why are you wearing those?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ because my feet are cold

< good, thick white ankle-length socks are always useful

v what's a 9-letter word for "puzzle involving filling empty blocks with letters according to clues"?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Crossword?

< Genius.

V Pleb.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ How dare you! I enjoy a good crossword

< Totally not plebeian

V Another year long gone

 

[Barbas]

^ *Chalks it up*.

< How many?

v Looooots.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Just over 2 weeks till my 20th birthday...

< For some reason making the avatar 100x100 offends the Escapist. EDIT: I had to make it the same way I made the other one, apparently photoshop-originating gifs are taboo.

V I nearly left this bit out.

 

[Barbas]

^ I nearly had a seizure.

< Specifically, a seizure of power.

v Only you can prevent sequels.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ But they have so much room for improvement

< Why settle for 2 when you can have 1.2 - 1.10 in between?

V

Spoiler: Fijiman in a nutshell