the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm glad to be your senpai

< Hentai in the making

V Come look at my hellfire

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't see it, it's too dark.

< Nicked my finger on that edge.

V Owns the special edition of something.

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ Nope, always thought it was just extra money spent on nothing much.

< Although the figures that they normally have are pretty good.

v I went on for long time in this post, type something snappy!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ There's no such thing as preposterous

< Who wouldn't want to look at my hellfire

V Go to hell and take your pretty van with you

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Its NAME is the MYSTERY MACHINE!

< *ignition sounds*

V *accelerates towards you*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *runs like that scene in The Fugitive*

< Lucky escape

V Why is no-one attending the other threads?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Bear traps.

< Die, time, die!

V My..BEAANS!!

 

[Barbas]

^ OHOHOHOHOHO.

< A FIENDISH PLOY.

v Carry this, will you? I have no idea what's going on.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *throws it on the ground and stomps on it*

< A huge dick.

V Blame my upbringing!

 

[Barbas]

^ Upbringing is a factor in dick size?

< O.O

v L.L

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Top Lel

< Unpronounceable

V Why won't Jim Sterling get naked for us?

 

[Barbas]

^ The more you clamour for it, the less likely it is to happen.

< Knows these things must be left to occur naturally.

v Are you going to Piccadilly?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That sounds like a place people go when they're high.

< We meet again, 3am.

V Were you the one who stuffed my ear?

 

[Twintix]

^ Well, how was I supposed to know it wasn't a cauliflower?

< I can't keep partying 'round, keep partying with all these villains~

V You must be strong! Carry on!

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ But how can anyone finish this sandwich!

< I can't do it.

v Carry on for me.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But...mayo...

< Breaking Sad.

V Urgent business.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No time to lose

< Can't get to the final Quake boss, because of some stupid glitch

V Do not use words like "Shub-N****rath" in public

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I will remember that

< I have already forgotten that bit.

v I think also I forgot that you existed.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ that's okay; I actually don't exist

< there is no The Rogue Wolf

v there is only your willingness to believe in The Rogue Wolf

 

[Fijiman]

^ I do not believe in the Rogue Wolf though.

< Quack.

V Are you here for the action or the explosions?