the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I could say the same about that apostrophe.

< Pedant.

v This suit is black not.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oi vey.

< Wiggles.

v Dandy.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Top hole

< Incoherent satire

V And then the two Gladiators charged at each other and engaged in Mortal Kombat

 

[Barbas]

^ MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS AURELIUS MINIMUS MARCUS DUBIUS TENEBRUS FINGUS HUNKUS PUNKUS BUNKUS DRUNKUS TOMASTHETANKUS CRISMUS OMNIBUS ASPARAGUS CHUMBUS WUMBUS BIBLIOBUS BLUNDERBUS.

<

rebooting...

v Chappie?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Laddie?

< Lawless rogue!

v Dull surprise.

 

[Barbas]

^ Nothing special today, but this was all we could manage.

< *Jimmies open the crate*.

v Well, I think you'll get the most use out of the grenades. Mind out - they're the new kind. You know how those work, right?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Yes *pulls the pin out*

< *throws it over my shoulder in indifference*

V There's an unmistakable smell of fart in the air Holmes

 

[Barbas]

^ It's that Moriarti bastard again.

< I say we kill him.

v Sry.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ np m8.

< ...is that a grenade?

v *PBLLT*

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ *Sniffs*

< Ugh.

V Get an air freshener.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Air Fresheners do not double as proton packs.

< In case that wasn't enough of a hint, I'm a ghoooooooooooooost!

v Wooooooo.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Stop taking jobs from American ghosts!

< Achievement destroyer

V Beware, the target is a former MLG operative

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I feel funny.

< But not funny "ha-ha".

v Funny weird.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Weird Funny?

< Nothing but an empty void

v I should probably get a doctor to look at that.

 

[Barbas]

^ Uh, yes. Definitely.

< Mine is a Spanish doctor.

v I lied!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!

< *Barbas stands confidently among a posse of young black males astounded at how thoroughly he gave Headsprouter trust issues*

v TWIST: He's not a rapper.

 

[Barbas]

^ I can rap.

< Lied again. Nobody will ever know.

v You got the cheese, right?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Yers, guv. 12 wheels of Cheddar, 9 wheels of gorgonzola, 11 wheels of parmesan, 5 wheels of Danish Blue and 10 wheels of Camembert.

< 4cheesy8me

V Call an exorcist, there's jam on the mirror and floors

 

[Barbas]

^ AGAIN???

< I tire of this shenaniganary.

v Feck.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ you do not talk like that in my house little boy!

< Was raised properly.

v We just say Fuck.