the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Feck!

< Rebels, yeah!

v Down with the Empire of Pudding!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah! Desserts can go fuck themselves!

< Can handstand when he needs to.

v One hell of a guy.

 

[Barbas]

^ But his partner's a real dick pickle!

< That doesn't make any sense.

v ...But I'm not sorry, and I'll kill that man too!

 

[Twintix]

^ Joke's on you! I'm not a man!

< *herpdiderp yesiamagirlplayingvideogames derpderp stophittingonmesillyboys huuuuergh*

V Do I look like someone who would lie to you?

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't quite...no?

< I am building another army.

v Take this world, then the next, then the next after that. The battle will not end until you or your enemies are dead.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Deep.

< Tables and chairs!? NOOOOOOOOOO!

v Get the wood chipper!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *chipper sounds*

< *the blood rains in slow motion*

V Come look at my Warhammer

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

^ No thanks

< Hates doing laundry

V Knows I'm going for ice water. o:

 

[Barbas]

^ I do now, fool. Hahaha!

< *Scribbles furiously*.

v Henceforth, today is Pancake Monday. See to it!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Here is the syrup! And the shells of the unborn!

< (eggs)

v Get more stuff for pancakes, lazybum.

 

[nimbylive]

^ Has certain, shall we say, regrets.

< No regrats, not even one letter.

V #noregrets #yolo #live4self #hashtag.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ye gods, wot the heck and darnation?!

< Release the cheese!

v Darn it, dang it, dagnabbit and doom.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ DAMMIT, dammit, dammit, dammit!

< I am an emoticon on a website [https://scrap.tf/raffles/FB4WZD].

v I'm soooo internet famous.

 

[Barbas]

^ I dunno what that is.

< ...But I am curious...

v Do you know what that is, Dave?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's a place where people give stuff away to complete strangers because they feel like it.

< And I leech off of that kindness, because I'm a greedy muthafucka.

v Muuuthafucka!

 

[Barbas]

^ I see. Do you have paratroopers?

< Planes.

v I don't know what to do.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nor do I.

< Blarg.

V Hasn't slept in days.

 

[Barbas]

^ False lies, brother!

< Kane in fact lives!

v Peace through pancakes!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What more could one ask for?

< Stealing shit

V Imagine a world where no bad games exist

 

[Barbas]

^ It is here and now.

< We do not recognize them bad games, only flawed ones.

v You are it.