the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Mate

< Chilling like a villain

V Get over here! And look at these fine designer Chinos

 

[Barbas]

^ Those are dockers, mate.

< Swearing like the clappers.

v Dosh-garn, fiddly-diddly.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Getting real tired of War Gamming's shit.

V Blarg.

 

[Barbas]

^ Play the better game.

< Plays the better game.

v Doesn't play the better game. Is consequently inadequate.

 

[FPLOON]

^ #casualpeasent
< #darkerthanwhite
v #nottrending

 

[Barbas]

^ Kay then.

< *Pressing keys*.

v Exercise day?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Don't make me get out the ">" to quote you on implying I excercise!

< Bad for the environment.

v And so are YOU!

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's because I'm special!
< I'm not special...
v What's your special?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ My mind is an elaborate fantasy land

< 3Fort

V Don't touch me, I'm a real livewire

 

[Headsprouter]

^ So, you'll zap me if I touch you?

< I wanna be an electric zombie!

v Electric zombies are OP!

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

^ Bzzzzzt
< Smokin'
v Live long and prosper.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thanks, to you as well.

< There aren't many goats around here, but there seem to be sheep aplenty.

v Got any deer?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Venison we call it.

< Finished Dishonored today, finally completed my Xmas/B-day haul

V Notice how I dodged your attacks? By pressing buttons at the right moment

 

[FPLOON]

^ That was just luck of the draw...
< Prefers controller over fight stick?
v Kamehameha!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ow! You chipped my tooth!

< (in reality I thought I was eating an unusually tough crisp, actually, one of my left molars had chipped on the right)

v Expensive.

 

[FPLOON]

^ My mind...
< Is a person...
v Questioning your motives...

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ is such a paranoid and untrustworthy soul

< is very open and honest about wanting to destroy everything

v was hired to stop me, but made the mistake of falling in love with me

 

[Barbas]

^ With that face, who wouldn't?

< I think I might go for some water.

v You look devilishly handsome today. Have you done something with your eyebrows?

 

[FPLOON]

^ No, it's just the lighting...
< I sport a natural look every day...
v Tick tick tick tick tick...

 

[Fijiman]

^ DING!

< Pants are done.

V Bring out the pegs!