the ^ < V game

[Groxnax]

^ What? Who has been talking about me?

< I thought I took care of the ones who knew... ahem.

v Sold Wasabi on the Black Market.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why wasabi?

< Wasatabout, huh?

v My favourite son.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Aww, shucks!

< 10000fast40000furious

V I'm gonna carve you a new duck

 

[Barbas]

^ WUUUUURT?!

< Why would he do that, second personality?

v I don't know, do you?

 

[FPLOON]

^ NO!
< A series of... uh... events...
v Is this a question or an answer?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A direct statement

< Be gone old junk mail

V GET OVER HERE! And seduce me

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You give me no choice. *twerks*

< *buttcheeks fall off*

v Quick, catch them!

 

[Barbas]

^ *glues them together*.

< Heh. Awesome.

v Here: I made you a butt-sphere.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *Punts butt-sphere into space*

< What? I didn't want it.

V Learned pants the hard way.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Did they come up shorts?
< Is a walking pun...
v Feel the vibrations!

 

[PiPPUMAX]

^ feeling somehting

< fucked with it

V you too?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ not hardly; it didn't even buy me dinner

< won't just fall into bed for anyone

v responsible for more falling underwear than gravity

 

[FPLOON]

^ Then, thank you for the free panties?
< They go great with my mom jeans...
v Don't look at me like that!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No taste in fashion

< It offends one's eyes

V Do you laugh in your dreams?

 

[Barbas]

^ Sometimes, witnesses report.

< I need water.

v No no no, beer!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A pint of Brandy

< There is never too much chocolate

V What the hell is this?! Answers, please on a postcard to the Museum of What the Hell is this?!, Mars

 

[Barbas]

^ I think it's a Fucknoargharghshitnooooo.

< It's all the same. This game suuuuucks.

v I'm just going to go and get some coffee. You?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't like coffee.

< Oops.

v Ah'll never do it again, ah promise.

 

[FPLOON]

^ *puts away gun* Ya betta...
< I ain't got time for no bullshit!
v *throws cell phone* That wasn't yours, was it?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Damn straight, it wasn't

< A hint of menace and old spice

V Paldon my offensivery bad olientar accent