the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not teleporting, I'm respawning because your ***** slaps are OP!

< Walked for four hours, today. It was supposed to be two.

v MY LEG!

 

[Barbas]

^ The pie!

< *Rushes to the kitchen*.

v Right, this is an emergency. Increase water pressure, COOL IT DOWN!

 

[tilmoph]

^ ALL HANDS ON DECK! WE ARE AT PIECON1!
< *Starts having acid flashbacks to the Great Pie Burning of '97*
v Somebody take over coordinating, I'm down!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Initiate syrup procedure!

< All this over a pie

V You will help me shove this melon down my dick

 

[tilmoph]

^ ... Ok, yes I will. I must know if this is possible
< Now trying to determine if it would be easier to open the dickhole more or solidify the melon and force it down with a sledgehammer
v Get me some molten steel, a hydraulic sledgehammer, and some water to cool the steel coated melon down. We're making this work!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Do you also want some emergency lube with that for good measure?
< *does not have lube on them right now*
v I need to buy more lube! If only I knew which store in my neighborhood sold some...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My oral secretions will work fine.

< *spits into a glass*

v Here.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'll get a drink from the vendor

< Such bad habits

V &#8734% off all items

 

[tilmoph]

^ Wait, can you have infinity/100?
< Seems like a reverse divide by zero
v -IHS HO

 

[FPLOON]

^ TMI-RITD
< Communication in stereo!
v I left the phone running... Should I go catch it?

 

[Barbas]

^ Damn it, not again!

< I'll handle this! *Grabs shotgun and box of shells*.

v You need more ore for that.

 

[FPLOON]

^ OREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREORE!
< Huh... It's like I'm saying "Oreo" in text form...
v Are you squeezed in the middle?

 

[Barbas]

^ Not much, no.

< I sure do love honey.

v Do you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Does that honey jar say "hero hunny"?

< Pooh is illiterate.

v Jesus flipping Christ, Pooh get it together.

 

[FPLOON]

^ You wouldn't beelieve it if Pooh tried, anyway...
< I did not expect to run into that guy from last week?
v MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!

 

[Fijiman]

^ *stab*

< Quack.

V Blarg.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hum.

< Hooooo...

v WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ did he do that?!

< I think he did that!

v why did you do that?!

 

[tilmoph]

^ the world will never know
< Almost forgot how good Sabaton is
v GOTT MIT UNS!

 

[FPLOON]

^ DON GIT DIS!
< Watching people date... in a TV show...
v Judo flip?