the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ I ingest knives for breakfast! Right after my steak

< I don't mind QTEs, if utilized properly

V Why doesn't anybody do something about these invisible walls?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Fallout: NV in a nutshell. Funnels. Every playthrough's the same, directionally speaking. All that changes is you.

< There was a few QTEs in GTAV's story. Most of them struck me as pretty pointless. Pressing "W" during this doesn't make me feel any more involved. Not even a little bit.

v Wow, it's like an indirect conversation or something. Cool, man.

 

[FPLOON]

^ And I'm just indirectly listening...
< Does than make me cool?
v NO! *ding*

 

[Barbas]

^ Please don't critical me.

< *Gently massages facial muscles back into position*.

v I bet you're wondering how I just did that. Montage.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *insert heroic music that isn't Eye of the Tiger*

< Watching let's play

V Here, have a kebab

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Have a period.

< Has da bugs.

v Has da ass-crabz.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I most certainly do not.

< Can't Unsee

V

Spoiler

Baby Po is disgustingly adorable. If you aren't moved by that scene, you might be soulless.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Made for a good awkward joke in the first movie, doe. But yeah, those were some feels.

< Fixed da bugs.

v Good thing I wore a lab coat. Now I know how to work computers.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Not even Weird Science...
< Forgot what to do?
v Low memory!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ ****it! Again?!?

< battling with Poke-puns

V Metang clan ain't nothing to **** with!

 

[FPLOON]

^ But, does King Kong have **** on them?
< #JonVoyage!
v Listened to Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NOep

< I'm goin' to glue you back together. In a SOUP CAN.

v Get to the cart, fatso! I mean...m8. Ah-he-he-he-heh!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ My fist wants to kiss your face!

< Must think about point-and-click!

V Well, our moment has passed. Back to Frankie Foster pornography.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Don't forget the lube!

< Trying to fix another mod issue. EDIT: Fixed!

v Heh...dicks.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Hate them or suck them...
< Wait what?
v The shade of it all!

 

[Barbas]

^ No, it's just me, Steve Blum.

< Hi, I'm Steve Blum and I play Steve Blum.

v Traitors!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!

< Stop LOOKING AT YOURSELF.

v WHOAH-HO-HO-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ evil laughter. . . not good!

< Going in like we always do. Hard, fast, and first!

V X marks the rock!

 

[FPLOON]

^ X can't even move!
< Y is it X, though?
v Z you later...

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ why would you zed me later?

< once fed a bed to a zed in Club Med

v heads up, Fred; we've got a Code Red