the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Tracksuit pants!

< Fuck.

v Feeling thorny?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *checks arms*

< No.

v Any other places I should check?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Basement.

< Blarg.

V Is Batman.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Last year...
< Today!
v Next time?

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Somewhere in space...

< A lone woman awakens.

v TIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Bob!
< Coach...
v Archer?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Harry Jon Benjamin. Obviously. Awesome Voice Actor!

< Thinks he's so clever because he can use Google

V Way smarter, doesn't need to consult Google for anything

 

[Barbas]

^ That's only true sometimes.

< Monday's coming...

v Did you bring your Coke?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Yep it's just how you like it: warm, flat and I left a dead rat to stew in it for five days.

< In Australia. It already is Monday.

V Prefers diet coke because they're watching their figure.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My figure is fine, but diet coke won't improve my health, which is the problem.

< Dead fuckin' srs.

v Is full of soda and is very stupid.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope to both of those.

< Waiting for friends to finish a match so he can join.

V Smells vaguely of lemons.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Yesterday, the scent of orange stuck to my fingers

< Built this logic on sausage rolls

V Splatowzow!!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Splatoon meets Shezow?
< A boy-girl kid-squid...
v Needs more kick in this punch!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I remember this one time a friend of mine introduced me to a friend of hers in primary school. A girl from a year or two below.

< She looked at me for a second, smiling. Then punched me hard in the stomach.

v What the fuck.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Girls will be boys...
< Calling bullshit on not having it the other way around!
v Nicolas Cage or John Travolta?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Nicolas Cage.

< Is actually Nicolas Cage.

v Is actually John Travolta?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Yes... *hugs you awkwardly on stage*
< Face/Off!
v The show or the movie?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Broadway

< Face/Paint

V *angry Lion noises*

 

[Barbas]

^ I prefer Picnics and Wispas.

< I don't fancy Milky Way much.

v Got any Crunch bars?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, but I do have some Hershey bars.

< Blarg.

V Who was that?