the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ But, I'm not horny yet!
< Still not horny yet...
v Was horny, but time has passed?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I cannot fap to this

< I'm rad, you know it

V Metal Gear? Metal Gear!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Nanomachines...
< SON!
v For the Republic?

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd rather do it for the Empire!

< *Imperial March*.

v What is thy bidding?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ CHIPS.

^ To what are you referring to, and I don't mean the song reference?

< I just like the song. Probably the best in New Vegas imo.

v Are you kidding me!? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sxH0eSJmNE]

 

[Barbas]

^ CHICKEN, WHY???

< *Waits*.

v No, I don't understand either.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *shrugs*

< Got my cousin's old mini-fridge. It smells of cologne. We're very different people he, and I. We used to be "close" back when we were kids and friendship just meant somebody that you play with.

v Poke-Ball Z.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ My Master Balls!

< Only ever played Pokémon Blue

v Missingno.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No. 1175 - 1381

< We are but food vacuums

V Why do people use words like "Ain't"?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Because they "Ain't" got no sense.

< Only one who drinks the International Roast.

V Always makes time to enjoy a very healthy breakfast, with all the vital energy needed throughout the day.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I never go without breakfast

< My moustache is growing, just stay patient

V You may disagree, but sarcasm is simply not funny

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Funny joke.

< An Iconoclast is somebody who attacks/criticises cherished beliefs and institutions.

v Crude humorist.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ I made poo poo! ha har

< Only has themselves to blame

V Makes a really bad pun that calls the PUN DAEMON from the darkest corner of hell to devour their soul.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can summon a Portal Daemon.

< Been a while since I forced a Timesplitters reference into this thread.

v Now knows how a meatball feels.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes.

< I love orange juice.

v Ha, potato.

 

[FPLOON]

^ *snorts* Tomato...
< *shrugs* Chrome reset?
v *sings* Have mercy!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ "Mercy is for the weak. Punishment breaks souls and makes them worthy of service to their superiors. When the number of martyrs is great enough, rebellion crumbles. Let my words carry you: JUSTICE is a TEACHER. In your PUNISHMENT, gain STRENGTH. Through your PUNISHMENT, achieve PERFECTION" - Vhailor, PlaneScape: Torment

< Wonders why Vhailor wasn't a romance option in PS: Torment

V The Chief

 

[Headsprouter]

^ "Hey dere, Chief!" -Pad-Ei, dat Cool Argonian in Bliss that serves no purpose other than being cool.

< And possibly having insomnia. Speaking of which, my eyes are red. I should go to bed.

v Like this guy. Called Fred. Soon to be dead. Poor Fred.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ "Right," said Fred

< is not Fred, is not dead, and cannot sprout a head

v quick! Bring me a whip, two pairs of handcuffs and a horse syringe!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Yes, Mistress!
< Mistress FPLOON...
v Did you see the Second Coming of Black Jesus?