the ^ < V game

[NerfedFalcon]

^ With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything's far away. Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.

< Hasn't even seen Fight Club. Well, not all of it, anyway.

v Has something stuck in their eye.

 

[Barbas]

^ HA, not today!

< I washed earlier.

v I may wash later. What have you done lately???

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Typical mundane things

< Unremarkable

V Lives in a Fantasy world most of the time

 

[Headsprouter]

^ When I can.

< I don't like it when sounds are client-sided in games.

v Emoticon inventor.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Sadly not getting any royalties for it though

< Fuelled by Caffeine and the hope that one man can make a difference

V Fuelled by anti-psychosis medication and apathy

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Not even close buddy.

< ok back to Poke-puns.

V Yogurt Flame

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ How did you know my porn star name?

< I only did it to get through college

V Has a very strong moral compass. So strong, that the needle flew off and lodged up a polar bear's backside.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I would like to think I do, yes. I would even help dislodge the needle from the polar bear once they have it sedated.

< so annoyed with my ISP lately.

V MC Hammerpants!

 

[Barbas]

^ Stop! Hamming time!

< *Throws everyone free ham*.

v Get hammed up, son!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ yum, ham!

< Have you met my falcon?

V He's not just a falcon, he's a rock'n'roll falcon! (It's good to back in Boston, YEAH!)

 

[Barbas]

^ I think you may need slightly less ham *takes back ham*.

< Here, take this honey mustard instead.

v You can put it in your ears!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Don't be ridiculous, why would I do that?

< It's time. Gametime!

V one fish, two fish, fat fish, s**t fish!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ remind me never to eat any tuna fish sandwiches you bring to our next picnic

< should have learned after that incident with the "deviled ham"

v has a long history with cold cuts... on file with the local police department

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm not listening, lalalalalalaaaaa!

< I ain't done nuffink.

v FACK ORFF!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I didn't do anything either!
< Should have done something?
v Recapping...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Last Week on Alan Wake...

< Something to do with light or some duff

V What happens in the public lavatories stays in public lavatories

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Probably how I was conceived

< Public Lavatory baby

V Had to go to hospital because of the rash

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, I'm allergic to wolves, and this place is full of 'em these days...

< I hallucinated for the first time in years last night. A translucent raider/tribal at the foot of my bed. Clearly I've been playing too much Fallout.

v Peanuts.

 

[Barbas]

^ Watch your mouth! >:<

< I'm supposed to be working, damn it.

v Why aren't you doing your homework?! *Smack*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I sure hope he doesn't resort to Goofy Time.

< Hungry.

v Mmmmmmm!