the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes. NO BREATHING!

< When you're on the YouTubes and you find one of those makeup tutorial girls that reinforce the concept that girls that adorable can exist and you're suddenly containing Brock-esque reactions.

v *nosebleed*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Pretties

< How long does it take to grow hair out?

V It's been a week and my tache still isn't complete

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And I'm on the opposite end. I need a shave.

< Still didn't solve that mod problem.

v Suggestive biscuit.

 

[FPLOON]

^ They're hot right out of the oven...
< Stuffed with creamy filling!
v Do you want a taste?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

< Is standing on the edge of a crater, like the prophets once said.

v has come to.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Has come to what?

< Should probably head to bed.

V Hasn't felt the touch of a boot to the head in a long time.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Until today...
< Headshot!
v Zombie strippers?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ easily_nauseated_engineer_shafts_zombie_strippers_then_feels_ashamed.hernia

< Would like to make a G-Mod video

V Living in Antarctica

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ About as close as you can safely get.

< Needs to finish too many games, but has Dota.

v Also needs to finish too many games, but has one they can't stop playing.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My problem is getting sidetracked.

<

< Would like to make a G-Mod video

I would watch it.

v Plastic bottle collector.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ reuse and recycle

< feelin' so good today

V tell me; if cheaters never prosper, why do the New England Patriots have 4 super bowls, and Tom Brady doesn't have to serve his suspension?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ask your mother.

< Tweaking stats.

v About 60 days to go.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ For what?

< Been playing Metal Gear Solid HD collection

V Whoa! This hall is dangerous!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ good think I brought my trap kit!

< The last samurai

V Takagee Samui? (Are you samurai?)

 

[FPLOON]

^ *laughs*
< *cries*
v *faints*

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ thanks for catching me, hoss

< though I really would like it if you'd move your hand off my butt

v Pope-groper

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My business card says "Vindicator".

< I wonder when I'll stop coming here.

v Melancholy.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Kyon...
< Asahina?
v Koizumi!

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't speak Japanese.

< Blarg.

V Why do you smell of pineapples and dead badgers?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Probably because I'm the last one who drove your car.

< Is about to give the feed line to the worst joke of all time.

v Hey, Ryu, can I have the last bagel?