the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ It's the one with all the escapist names. Mine, included.

< It would be interesting if we made a new one. I wonder how many names are here that have not been seen in years.

v Makes kissy faces at them self in the mirror.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Never once felt the urge to be honest.

< Just beat one of the hardest levels of any game.

v Want a Tictac?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Which flavor?
< Let the bass drop hit the floor!
v Overload overload overload...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Critical Mass!

< Exploding like an action movie

V *heroic music as your supper is prepared*

 

[FPLOON]

^ Pleasentville Quest?
< The numbers lie!
v Bring me a YTPMV of old, yo...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Is 2010 old enough for you?

Spoiler: Here it is:

< Here it is:

v Was it old enough for you?

 

[Twintix]

^ Yes. And ugh, "Beloved Tomboyish Daughter" remixes...

< I have got a girl named Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong~

V Bored.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Bored into the center of the earth to become Queen of the mole people!

< Tried to do the same, but became Queen of the earthworms.

V Ate an earthworm once. Tasted gooood!

 

[Barbas]

^ Ew, no!

< I prefer mammalian creatures.

v Eek!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Ooh eee ooh aah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang.

< Even I didn't laugh at that one.

v Oh, magic conch shell, what must we do to stop making all these terrible reference jokes?

 

[Barbas]

^ We must hunt the wendigo.

< To the mines!

v The mines are buggered. To the bridge!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ The bridge is out! To the catapults!

< The catapults aren't working! To the train station!

V The trains aren't running on time! To this guy's house!

 

[Barbas]

^ The house is full of bears! AAAAAAAHHH!!

< I'm emotional!

v No, I won't calm down!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Because there are f**king bears!

< Had to do an assignment on the mating habits of bears once

V Had to do an assignment on...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Life. It was hard.

< Cat raided my bin and found a half-eaten crumpet. Proceeded to tear it into little bits.

v Rude.

 

[FPLOON]

^ kuk?
< That third DC Comic Special turned on my funny bone!
v Kitty cats, a couple blunts, my new wang feeder...

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Almost afraid to ask; 'What is a wang feeder?' I mean, I get an idea, but then my brain is so horrified by the concept, it blots it out.

< Oblivious. Obviously.

V Feed a bull's wang to a dog?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ We mustn't be wasteful.

< There's a clash in my schedule. I don't mind.

v Wants a wee.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Nope I've just powdered my nose Still, I've got my coffee here, so it won't be long

< Realizes that powdered nose could refer to cocaine abuse

V Yum!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Nothing yummy here.

< *eats a brownie*

v *finishes eating it very quickly before you can ask to have some*