the ^ < V game

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ well crap, which one do I respond to?

< ready and willing!

V you've been . . . BambooXUL'ed!

oh god, who farted!
NO NO NO not in the . . . healing fountain
cleanup healing fountain.
guess now we know why they have a cooldown!

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Watched

< I know little of this game

V Like and subscribe?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sub4sub.

< The wedding was quite sweet at points, but pretty boring overall. I liked the groom, he said "I do" too early and shed many tears.

v I relate to this protagonist.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ blank slate characters for self projection.

< the ace of blades

V

Spoiler: the illusion of control

"There are no accidents." "Yes I know. You've said that twice." "well that was no accident either." "Thrice"

"You must let go of the illusion of control." "Illusion?"

"Look at this tree shifu. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me or bear fruit before it is ready."

"I can control when the fruit will fall, or where I plant the seed. That is no illusion master."

"ah yes, but no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. you may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach."

"but a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!"

"maybe it can if you are willing to guide it, to nurther it, to believe in it."

"How? How? I need your help master!"

"No you just need to believe! Promise me Shifu, promise me you will believe!"

"I'll . . . try."

 

[Fijiman]

^ Probably not.

< Blarg.

V Where are the pants?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Hungry.

V Sleeps on sheep.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have not gotten to that level.

< There was a little chicken coop at the wedding and the chickens would mutter up to you and one nipped at my fingers, but it didn't hurt.

v A

 

[Headsprouter]

^ E for E-Peen.

< Now my character dies when it is killed.

v THAT'S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ can I do a KFP quote instead?

< at the edge of oblivion

V Promise me Shifu. Promise me you will believe.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Ok, but to make things fair, you can laugh at mine if you like

< a grown little man.

V My time has come. You must continue your journey without me.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^I am my own monster

< Crawling in my skiiiiinnnn

V has had a cup of tea today.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I like tea, but I don't drink it often.

< Teppanyaki is good. I had stupid friends who wouldn't eat their miso soup, so I got two extra bowls. Oyster is great, I felt very fat by the time I was finished.

v Nice interface.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ not from starting no.

< but found some actually quite useful glitches in a few games

V one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. - Master Oogway.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Need sleep soon.

V Quacked into a corner.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I ain't 'fraid of no ducks.

< I tried the switch, overall it really appeals to me as a console and I really want a software reason to buy one. If I really wanted to play Zelda I'd sooner investigate the possibility of somebody having nothing better to do with their Wii U than to lend it to me temporarily.

v Anus-clenchingly expensive.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ yikes!

< laugh at my pain

V I. . . I have nothing to add to this one. Enjoy!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Had the day off today.

V No.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *lowers arms, defeated*

< My friends were joking about how socially awkward I was yesterday as we halted a D&D game to grab some food. "Roll for charisma, Jack!" I did. 1. You can't write this shit.

v Wait, I just did.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You can make an account with the bare minimum. Just use it for communication.

< 8: Thou shalt not touch Headsprouter's leftovers.

v Drinks to any cause.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Agreed.

< Never had a Facebook account and probably never will.

V Hates things that look at them funny.