The Video Game Name Generator

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Lord of the PLumber XXX
Featuring Ron Jeremy as Mario.

Unpleasant Kitchen Dancers
Fight them off with waffles irons and pin rolls

Tribal Duck Fight Club
This one may actually be the best non-existing game ever.

Masters of Sloth vs. Capcom
Your only chance to hadouken Kevin Federline in the face.

Exciting Badminton Story
When has badminton ever been exciting?

Stylish Hardware Fiasco
Oh, so it's a game about the iPhone 4

 

[alittlepepper]

Some amusing ones I've gotten:

Scottish Sushi vs The Space Monster (which really sounds like an awesome B-movie)

The Secret Weapon of the Booty Detective (...no comment.)

Morbid Love Corps (...also no comment.)

Educational Bass Unleashed (Very confusing game, sounds like.)

Nihilistic Castlevania Daredevils ()

Duke Nukem: Balloon Fight Club (This made me lol.)

The Six Million Dollar Shopping Onslaught (As did this. Black Friday, anyone? )

And finally: Fisher Price Walrus Rocket (Makes childhoods...interesting.)

Edit: One more. Art of Flatulence Revisited. (...ew.)

 

[arkwright]

Zombie Donkey Turbo

Combat Hamster Rally

these two could be real game titles but my favourite is:

Morbidly Obese Amish from Planet X

lol

Edit: Christian Wheelchair Bandits pmsl

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Drug-Induced Ping Pong Bloodbath... xD

/boredom =D

 

[GeorgW]

This generator is very good, but what's really weird is that I can see a lot of these being made, and even worse, there are some that I would play...

 

[icame]

Sensual Toon Rangers

lol

 

[nathan-dts]

First thing I got was Irish Porn XP.

 

[Brownie101]

Mechanized Werewolf School (Please tell me I'm not the only one who'd pay for this? Cyborg Werewolves.)
Raging Crowbar Factory (This year, Gordon Freeman must sacrifice his oldest friends to save humanity. Gordan Freeman is the Crowbar Killer in Raging Crowbar Factory)
Fantastic Nuclear Overlord (Yay! Earth is decimated by nuclear radiation! We love you Nuclear Overlord!)
Demonic Crowbar Safari (Wasn't this what Half-Life was called before it was released?)

 

[eggsandbacon202]

I know, I wasn't taking it seriously. I was just hoping for a funny explanation of how one skydives underwater.

Obviously, some sort of electromagnetic technology is used to make part of an ocean float in the sky. Then the person dives into the water and then the water is released. The person is underwater, while the water is falling from the sky. That is how one would skydive underwater.

Soooooooooooooo We Need To Invade Pakistan?

Okay, I'm totally confused with that. Where does Pakistan fit in on all this?

We Should Stay On Topic

 

[hannan4mitch]

Jack Thompson's Gimp- Collector's Edition
M.C. Escher's Goblin Task Force

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I think this goes in off-topic... Anyways, check it out: http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
Some examples:
Scandanavian Juggalo Thieves

I happen to like that one.

As to what a Juggalo is, I have no idea...

Now that i can explain because i know exactly what a Juggalo is. Hell i am one.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

No tycoon games? Sadface.

Actually, earlier in the thread I got one called, Master Chief's Spelunking Tycoon.

Elite Metal Expert
(A Metal Gear knock-off.)

Actually, it sounds more like an All-Sangheili metal band. And that sounds fucking awesome.

I didn't know what the hell you were talking about until I realized that that was the real name for the Elites.

Yes it would be awesome.

 

[Padwolf]

I got Presidential Unicorn Romance

 

[Reshkar]

Christian Amish Basketball

Sounds like a cool game...

 

[Polaris19]

Mystical Cowboy: The Lost Levels

When you finished Mystical Cowboy 7 you thought you'd seen it all.
You. Were. Wrong.
Now go back and play the levels the developers didn't want you to play!
Levels like The Eskimo Killing Spree Fiasco and The Sexbot Caper!
Order Now!!!!!

The Last Florist

Once upon a time, there was a whole generation of people called florists. They took care of all sorts of plants, and their work was worshiped by many. But now a dark mystery has caused all the florists to disapear. Save for one. You. Now its' up to you to keep the Tulips looking nice, and keep the damn army of weeds from destroying the beautiful landscape!

Pro Ping Pong Deathmatch

Play ping pong. Winner moves on, loser is killed using the special electroshock ping pong controller.

 

[RewardMe]

No One Can Stop the Nudist Slaughter
Bionic Hobo Fiesta
Pro Dwarf Playhouse
Lovely Beat Odyssey
Spirit of the Dog Siege

Edit: Retro Hillbilly Fun

Ha.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Kirby's Karate Castle
(This sounds cool.)

World Amish of the Damned
(He is and Amish outcast that travels the world; everywhere he goes, death and destruction follow.)

Angry Writing Challenge
(The angrier you write the higher your score gets.)

Luigi's Lacrosse 64
(Take that Mario! Luigi's got his own sports game.)

Preschool Bomb Stars
(Terrorists apparently start at a really young age.)

Unreal Pony Boxing
(Seriously, what's real with pony boxing anyway?)

True Crime: Internet Warfare
(I guess you will be fighting and arresting hackers. The final boss is Anonymous, so the game would either take forever, or be unbeatable.)

Blasphemous Hippo Derby
(Because we know how unholy hippos are, especially when you race them.)

Bling Bling Biplane from Hell
(I don't know, I just got a kick out of it.)

Exciting Hobo Island
(From the makers of Exciting Hobo City, and Exciting Hobo Farm, comes this new adventure for the hobos that you know and love. They are stranded on a tropical island and must live out the rest of their days, because obviously nobody is looking to rescue them. It is really just a combination of the first two games in the series, you will both be creating a hobo city and farming, but being on a tropical island makes it all different and new.)

 

[Creator002]

Sleazy Lizard in My Pocket

I swear. I did not make that up.

 

[Darkgoosey666]

Nuclear shotgun strikes again.

I really want to play this game, whatever it is XD

Also downtown flatulence siege seems amusing.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Olympic Trailer Park Reloaded
(All your favorite white trash events are back with some new ones as well.)

Quiet Werewolf Ultra
(You play as werewolf that must stealthily bite and infect as many people as possible, before you are found out and hunted down.)

Kosher Bible Throwdown
(Christians, Catholics, and Jews, duke it out in this all out fighting tournament.)

Claustrophobic Mummy DX
(You are a mummy; you are claustrophobic. Can you escape your sarcophagus before your freak out meter reaches 0.)

The Six Million Dollar Chipmunk
(Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. He will be faster, stronger, and more annoying than ever before.)