Well, shit. I was hoping the escapist would be the one dark corner of the tinterwebs that could never be bathed in the loving taint of the name 'Kanye West.' He has seeded every other area online with the lord's light, for reasons i am currently unaware, but still suspicious of.
Is he Bono reborn? As Bono was J-Dude reborn. Is Bono even dead yet? Someone should check on him probably.
Also there are more questions here than answers, other than the elephant one of "why are people still listening to this guy's gas expulsions?"
Questions that make or break the game for me are:
1. Can we customise yo mom? I mean, she's the star of the game! We would at least like the option to dress her up in nazi attire or as a fridge to smuggle her through heaven.
2. Is there a binary moral choice system? Yes they are usually bad in games, however, this is christianity; the great pioneer of binary moral choice since... (well the rest is debatable).
3. Do we get a hell based expansion or DLC where we use darkness to guide your dad (or yo mom if she's that fuckin special to you) to the darkest depths of satan's colonisphere? Don't leave out the underdogs!
4. Do we control yo mom or do we casually waft or sweep her in directions with the holy broom from the heaven maintainence cupboard? Perhaps after stealthily taking out the heaven janitor?
5. Do you know what you are even talking about? If not, GTFO and stop wasting our time!
...With all due respect.
