The Way Things Work

[Dorian]

The steam condenses onto a highly electrified circuit-board, which causes it to short out. The noise that it makes is the tune, amazingly enough.

I make a machine that deletes horrible people.

 

[Sporky111]

It uses a clever tracking system, such as power consumption during Earth Hour, to find the horrible people. Then, through their power lines, overloads their circuitry until electricity jumps to them and completely vaporizes them.
[sup]Wow, that actually sounded convincing.[/sup]

I make a JRPG that the majority of westerners will enjoy.

 

[FinalGamer]

The machine detects via neural scans a certain chemical in the brain found within people who have a sadistic personality trait and actively use it upon others to increase their mental pleasure, whereby if a certain level of it or more is found within a person, the machine immediately reforms the liquid into pure lead, causing the "horrible person" to convulse and die nearly immediately.

I make a gun that makes bullets out of water.

 

[Dorian]

It uses an air compressor to increase the pressure inside the barrel while having a sliding panel blocking off the open end. When the air has reached critical levels, the water will be condensed into a hard lump. Then, when the trigger is pulled, the panel is pulled away and a bullet of super-hard water flies out, possibly killing someone.

I make a television that can transport anything, especially chocolate bars.

 

[FinalGamer]

Steal one from Willy Wonka.

I make a Christmas Tree that cripples burglars.

 

[Dorian]

Its ornaments are actually heat-seeking, self-propelled proximity mines. They replenish themselves after twenty hours.

I make a fully interactive computer.

 

[Neonbob]

It launches wires into your head, and then forms a suit of motion tracking armor around you. You then have to walk around to interact with the icons and whatnot.

I make an eternally fizzy soda.

 

[Dorian]

It uses the magic of Oompa-Loompas to bring joy to a children's story.

I make pure win in the form of a roughly two-hour long game.

 

[cyber_andyy]

It has pirates and ninjas and me in it.

I make a flying fly eating machine.

 

[goatzilla8463]

It is powered by your sheer annoyance of those flying buggers.

I make a stupid machine.

 

[LockHeart]

It draws on the collective mind of humanity to give an insight into how terrifying life is for the average person.

I make an eternally cold icecream.

 

[ThreeWords]

It works because it is so awesome. The awesome is converted to cool, and applied to the ice cream, so it stays cold

I make a device for making things foolproof

 

[Cargando]

It kills fools.*

I make a device for combining animals together.

[sub/]*May cause death of user[/sub]

 

[Insanum]

It Heats the room till they melt together.

I Create a glow in the dark scarf.

 

[Dorian]

It uses the energy from the sun and stores it in its fibers. Come the absence of sunlight, it will radiate off its supply.

I make a robot that's as efficient as the human liver.

 

[Azraellod]

it works by ripping a real humans liver out, then scanning it and taking it's place. it's as efficient as the liver it just ripped out would be if you put it back.

i invent an electric twit.

 

[Dorian]

You go on Twitter with a computer.

I make a book that will never wear out.

 

[Azraellod]

it is encased in glass, and thus completely unreadable. since it can never be read, it will remain in mint condition forever.

i invent a device for attaching coins to your teeth for quick access to change.

 

[Sporky111]

It is a rail attached to each side of your top and bottom jaw. When you open your mouth, an elastic is pulled taught and slides out the coinage.

I invent a device that turns your watch into a drink dispenser.

 

[LockHeart]

It fills the watch up with water and modifies the big hand to work like a water wheel, powered by the watch battery, creating a steady flow of water. Albeit slowly.

I invent a device that removes the images of reality TV 'stars' from the public consciousness.