The way to achieve world domination

[Adam Jenson]

F*&K Domination!

I WANT DESTRUCTION!

 

[Figgis Fiddis]

When the aliens invade, negotiate a truce between us and them. They can peacefully occupy our planet while you are given charge of all human affairs (after all, you are now the spokesperson for the aliens to the human race).

Basically, just be Dr. Breen.

 

[AuntyEthel]

When the hero comes to stop you and you capture him, just shoot him in the head more than once and get it over with.

 

[Cthulu2]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw
I would get Nintendo to create a new peripheral that takes full advantage of this capability and then have that item place a mind control chip in every head that wears it. With all that in place just wait for everyone to come under your control.

 

[TimeLord]

Blow up the moon!! Then all the debris would come back to earth and wipe out most of the population, and would lead the survivors.

Or create Skynet and lead the survivors to victory against them and become ruler of the world

 

[Yassen]

Easy, if you've ever seen 'Perfume: story of a murderer' it shows you the simplest way to rule the world and it doesnt even require overthrowing a single government.

All it takes is extracting the scent from young virgin girls and creating a pheremone perfume from it. With this perfume every single person on Earth will fall in love with you and do whatever you tell them. Easy.

Of course you'd need to make sure you weren't affected by the perfume yourself so you'll need to block your nose or something.

And for the love of god don't put too much on or you'll be eaten alive....literally.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

STEP BAI STEP

1. Take about 12 billion pills of viagra
2. Store as many womens as you can in ur urethra
3. Swing your COLLOSAL dick around until all know civilization has been wiped out.
4. shag teh womens
5. start a New World.
6. A WINNER IS YOU

 

[Charli]

Be the first person to contact an alien.

Tell them Im leader of Earth.

Rest to follow.

 

[DoW Lowen]

I'd just sing.. that would kill enough people.

 

[mattttherman3]

Giant death ray on the moon. Hold the world to ransome, demand all nuclear wepons be destroyed along with all guns, of course i would have some machine to detect intact guns, that all fat people get lipo suction(forcibly if necessairy), and if they dont then they get teathered swimming, then i would set the ray to "erase violent thoughts based on religion" and fire it at the whole damn planet, then we go to mars and i take over that place too

Why only religion if I may ask?

Because religion is the source of all evil. I guess I would also shoot the ray to get rid of "greed" thoughts.

 

[Healey]

Become Premier of the Internet, probably through force. Once my power has been established, create colonies in various other forms of media, until my virtual forces ensnare complete control of the World's Databases. Then somehow use that virtual-power to rule the real world. Mind you, I'd settle for just being Premier of the Internet.

 

[iseko]

I'd just become emperor of china. They're gonna dominate the world soon enough anyways.

 

[Archon]

I think the key is to be elected the equivalent of President, Speaker of the House, and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, all at once.

It worked for Augustus in the Roman Republic, and it can work for you, too!

 

[Jandau]

Be the founder and owner of the first company to develop a working Fusion Power Plant, then corner the world energy market, holding every "superpower" by the balls in a polite, civilized, yet iron-tight grip of blackmail. Then proceed to gently direct them into designing a better world...

Yeah, dull, I know...

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I would start a popular political movement, maybe with some sort of religious undertone. Then once I am seen as a threat to the powers that be, I will convince my supporters to form an underground resistance movement, fighting police and assassinating leaders, then I would spread tentacles of influence through the US military, and various UN militaries as well. I would then take over the US and parts of Western Europe, as well as Canada. I will then use the US space agencies to build orbital strike weapons and either burn or blackmail the rest of the world into submission.

Simple really

 

[r4ndom]

I'd create a virus that 'has no vaccine', administer said 'impossible' vaccine to myself and a few loved ones. Also, leave the vaccine in some water wells, ect to let some of Earth's population live. This virus would cause a slow, painful death.

So, eventually I'd pop up with my vaccine, and offer it to people, claiming to be Jesus or something, and the only way they can be treated is if they follow me. I'd build a large Communistic society with a new religion where I am Savior, and Satan takes the form of disease- because disease kills us, our loved ones, and makes us act desperately. Every few years, I'd bring up a new virus to slim my population down and to bring back the faith in my people.

Some one would catch on eventually, but I'd have a good run until then.

Well I never thought i'd say this, but... what she said.

It's not only feasible, it's cunning.

 

[neoman10]

Finland good sirs... Finland
Combined with the RAF

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War

my parents won't shut up about it, so don't mention it please

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Kill anyone that says I'm not world leader.

 

[Lullabye]

Teletubbies. But make their ,uhh, (tummies?) play the hypno ring nonstop and in the background really qiuetly have it say, "Obey the teletubies, the teletubbies are your friend,they wont hurt you. Now go build hydrogen bombs" and when the're done ill command them to do something else like "make good videogames that have a decent storline" or "there's no such thing as bigfoot, stop looking for it."

You know, little things.

Eventually the world would be at peace, id advance our space programms and spread us out across thousands of worlds. And god help any aliens we come acoss because by that time we'll have had decades of pent up rage to release. teehee.

 

[Lullabye]

I would start a popular political movement, maybe with some sort of religious undertone. Then once I am seen as a threat to the powers that be, I will convince my supporters to form an underground resistance movement, fighting police and assassinating leaders, then I would spread tentacles of influence through the US military, and various UN militaries as well. I would then take over the US and parts of Western Europe, as well as Canada. I will then use the US space agencies to build orbital strike weapons and either burn or blackmail the rest of the world into submission.

Simple really

you dont need to take over canada, were already dependant on america. that being said, i have dual citezenship so its no problemo for me.