The weirdest question you heard in your life?

[The Funslinger]

I have two.

"Can you get pregnant if you have oral sex"? The person who asked this was 22 at the time.

and

"Do you and [your brother] have the same father"?

I had a friend (who was actually kinda slutty) who strongly believed you could get pregnant from oral sex.. I kept trying to correct her, but she kept saying it...

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I would have just replied, "if you could get pregnant from a blow job, you'd be in the double digits by now."

 

[The Funslinger]

I was having my taxes done at H&R block last month, and I'm sitting in the office with the woman doing my taxes and she asks:

"Are you currently physically in a combat zone?"

I looked around the very nice office.

"No."

What I wanted to say was; "I don't think so, but then again, I've never been in a combat zone, so I don't think I'm qualified to answer that question.".

I remember in airport security, I was given one of those ridiculous questionnaires. You know, the ones that ask "are you a terrorist?"

Anyway, one of the questions was "have you ever committed genocide?" So I went up to the receptionist at the desk and said "excuse me, miss? I'm having a little trouble with this question. How many people do I have to have killed for it to count as a genocide?"

I'm seriously amazed I wasn't taken in by armed men.

 

[Bloodstain]

My friend one day, completely out f the blue:

"Is two girls and a guy is a threesome, and two guys and a girl is a hells gate (or whatever he said), what's three guys"

I will remember that question til the day I die.

Tell your friend: It's called an 'all-sausage sandwich'.
Also, please tell me afterwards if s/he believed it.

?Were you humping the dog?.??

I honestly had no idea how to answer and just stared at her, then finally said ?nooo???

No idea why she would think that.

ADMIT IT

 

[Bravo 21]

"Are there stars in space?"
This one was asked by a 15/16 year old back when I was in Science 10
man I miss that class, so little effort was required.
also: is Germany the capital of Europe?
captcha:stranger danger

 

[ChildishLegacy]

"Wouldn't an 80GB iPod get really heavy if you filled it up with music?" - Somebody in our IT class in year 10 (we must have been about 14 years old?)

ADMIT IT

OKAY! I put the penny in the door!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Earlier today I was at a Chinese food place with my GF and her mom. The table behind us was being used by three teenage girls, one of whom asked, "What's the difference between Fried and Steamed rice? Which one is the white rice?"

All three of us at our table shared a collective face-palm.

 

[Xannidel]

Once I was with one of my friends who was like 6 months pregnant and at the order line at Taco Bell, some 12-14 year old girls walked up to her and asked "did it hurt?" "are you sad?" and some other questions like that. While I had to casually walk outside to laugh my ass off, she went back to her seat and like 10 seconds later she jumped up screaming and in pain "OH GOD IT HURTS!!! THE BABY IS COMING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON!! WHY AM I SO SAD!?!?!?" After which the girls ran off really quickly seeing as everyone eating, the people at the cash register and the cooks in the back were all laughing so hard.

 

[ramboondiea]

off the top of my head i would say " how do you work 3d glasses" really glad this was asked over the phone as my smack round the head reflex would probably have taken over

 

[Bloodstain]

ADMIT IT

OKAY! I put the penny in the door!

Oh hey, it finally worked!
And you missed out on a beautiful friendship.

 

[crudus]

To be fair, there are people who are in actuality half siblings, but we never use the "half" because to them, they aren't half siblings. This goes for me and my sisters. As far as we're concerned, we're siblings, full stop.

This is true. I/we do have a half-sister, and my dad has a half-brother. Again we say "fuck it" and just say "brothers". Except that isn't what this guy was getting at. He was really asking "are you guys sure your mom didn't have an affair"?

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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[RyoScar]

Walking down the street with my friends, man runs up "wanna buy some weed?", he then proceeds to run around us, then runs off.

 

[leady129]

Also, 'Who is John Lennon?'. I mean COME ONNNNN

I have been asked, "Who's John Lemon?"

 

[Whiptail]

My friend who has diabetes was once asked if that was fun.

 

[Nexxis]

During a biology class back in high school, a student asked "Is a penguin a fish or a bird?"
Was weird at the time since it seemed every one in the class, except him, knew what a penguin was.

 

[DioWallachia]

"If all the people in Somalia are starving why don't we just move them somewhere else?"

OMG!! THE ONLY ZE GENIUS IN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!! Insta-Nobel Prize

He earn it my friend, he earn it

 

[HavoK 09]

*phone rings in the middle of the night*

friend: Hey are you asleep?