The "what if" machine
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What if life was like a video ga- wait... dammit fry ninja'd me
What if life was like the twilight zone?
What if life was like the twilight zone?
What if Fritz Lang was stillborn?
Then this thread wouldn't exist, you wouldn't have said that, and I wouldn't have been hypnotized by your avatar.robert632 said:
World peace, until the world was conquered by the frenchDividedUnity said:
He wouldn't have stepped on a butterfly that years later ended up as part of the insect rebellion and overthrew humanity. So well done you.keybird said:
We'd get to see trees grow in real time. Imagine that, you could stare at a computer generated object grow over several years, much better then going and watching a real tree grow over several years. Less chance of a lumberjack attacking it certainly.Davrel said:
He would have given up the comedic writing and chosen to become a crime fighting vigilante know as The Critic who would attack villians with witty retort, he was soon killed.Aerodynamic said:
We all died out when some idiot hit delete on article "Humanity"zacattack14 said:
You'd know to check this time if that chick was actually a chick.rescuer86 said:
What do you mean if?A-Heart-Of-Gold said:
Then he'd rip you in two due to in fact being an evil canniablistic creature who had only taken on the form of some kind of disfigured rabbit in order to fool you.Catkid906 said:
Then you pass Uni, go on to follow a brilliant career and are then killed in a tragic accident involving a chicken and a novelty hat. Oh if only you'd failed and dropped out you could have become a brilliant pop star sensation.TriGGeR_HaPPy said:What if the what-ifs were answered?
Or, on the off chance that they actually are going to be answered, at some point... ()
What if I passed all my Uni subjects with flying colours?
Then humanity would have discovered how to make Gluoo and would have set off on a distant technological path involving robots and cool jetpacks, man that futures awesome.Squid94 said:
What if I answered all these questions because I was waiting for my pizza to cook?
I've never been loved or accepted into society so I want to know...
What if I were 500 feet tall?
What if I were 500 feet tall?
Darn you and the cultural reference!(xkcd isn't it?) Why do I have to be such a geek!DividedUnity said:
NO, wait that's not my question!(It has to have "what if" in it
)What if Russ Pits suddenly turned power hungry and wanted to turn The Escapist community into an army of brainless idiots to do his every bidding, while only the Escapist staff and those with post counts over 10k were immune to his mind control?
How's that for a mouth full!