The 'which developer is most evil >:D' thread

[General Twinkletoes]

I'm not sure he's actually a troll though... I don't think anyone could be THAT moronic.

Shouldn't that be the reason why he's a troll though? Just levels of idiocy so high that he can't really think that.

Although, he might just be completely delusional and very, very passionate about ubisoft.

Nah, I just failed to phrase it correctly. I meant to say that I don't think it's possible to fake being that moronic. I mean, if I even tried doing something like that it'd give me a massive headache and I'd probably end up getting too confused about my own trollish arguments.

Ah I see. Well, even then, he does seem confused sometimes. He often contradicts himself, and just doesn't answer most of the posts that prove him wrong.

 

[Enthuril]

I'm not sure he's actually a troll though... I don't think anyone could be THAT moronic.

Shouldn't that be the reason why he's a troll though? Just levels of idiocy so high that he can't really think that.

Although, he might just be completely delusional and very, very passionate about ubisoft.

Nah, I just failed to phrase it correctly. I meant to say that I don't think it's possible to fake being that moronic. I mean, if I even tried doing something like that it'd give me a massive headache and I'd probably end up getting too confused about my own trollish arguments.

Ah I see. Well, even then, he does seem confused sometimes. He often contradicts himself, and just doesn't answer most of the posts that prove him wrong.

That just makes him a Christian fundamentalist.

 

[Hazy992]

Ah I see. Well, even then, he does seem confused sometimes. He often contradicts himself, and just doesn't answer most of the posts that prove him wrong.

I really don't think he is a troll TBH, I think he's genuine. If he is a troll then he's the most dedicated troll of all time because anyone else would just give up by now. Nobody would troll people with the same shtick for two years straight.

 

[Enthuril]

Ah I see. Well, even then, he does seem confused sometimes. He often contradicts himself, and just doesn't answer most of the posts that prove him wrong.

I really don't think he is a troll TBH, I think he's genuine. If he is a troll then he's the most dedicated troll of all time because anyone else would just give up by now. Nobody would troll people with the same shtick for two years straight.

But what if that's just what he wants us to think, and he's been trolling the whole time?

 

[Hazy992]

Ah I see. Well, even then, he does seem confused sometimes. He often contradicts himself, and just doesn't answer most of the posts that prove him wrong.

I really don't think he is a troll TBH, I think he's genuine. If he is a troll then he's the most dedicated troll of all time because anyone else would just give up by now. Nobody would troll people with the same shtick for two years straight.

But what if that's just what he wants us to think, and he's been trolling the whole time?

For two years though? No one is that dedicated to trolling are they?

 

[General Twinkletoes]

I really don't think he is a troll TBH, I think he's genuine. If he is a troll then he's the most dedicated troll of all time because anyone else would just give up by now. Nobody would troll people with the same shtick for two years straight.

This is what's really bugging me. He's either incredibly, almost unequalled in his lack of logic to the point where it's hard to think he's genuine. But I don't think anyone could be that bored and desperate for attention that they'd troll random message boards for 2 years.
He's either
A. Unrivalled in his blind faith of a company that's been proven to be evil bastards more times then I can count, and goes by some weird logic he shares with no one on this planet,
or
B. The most lonely, bored, and depressed person ever who to get attention, is willing to troll message boards for two years so people will look at him.

Either way, I'm glad I don't know him IRL

 

[Hazy992]

I really don't think he is a troll TBH, I think he's genuine. If he is a troll then he's the most dedicated troll of all time because anyone else would just give up by now. Nobody would troll people with the same shtick for two years straight.

This is what's really bugging me. He's either incredibly, almost unequalled in his lack of logic to the point where it's hard to think he's genuine. But I don't think anyone could be that bored and desperate for attention that they'd troll random message boards for 2 years.
He's either
A. Unrivalled in his blind faith of a company that's been proven to be evil bastards more times then I can count, and goes by some weird logic he shares with no one on this planet,
or
B. The most lonely, bored, and depressed person ever who to get attention, is willing to troll message boards for two years so people will look at him.

Either way, I'm glad I don't know him IRL

He's unique I'll give him that. Don't know what we'd do without him ^_^

 

[Enthuril]

Ah I see. Well, even then, he does seem confused sometimes. He often contradicts himself, and just doesn't answer most of the posts that prove him wrong.

I really don't think he is a troll TBH, I think he's genuine. If he is a troll then he's the most dedicated troll of all time because anyone else would just give up by now. Nobody would troll people with the same shtick for two years straight.

But what if that's just what he wants us to think, and he's been trolling the whole time?

For two years though? No one is that dedicated to trolling are they?

I hope not, it'd be hilarious if they are though. Either way, I'm now contractually obligated to blame Ubisoft for everything wrong in the world.

 

[Hazy992]

Ah I see. Well, even then, he does seem confused sometimes. He often contradicts himself, and just doesn't answer most of the posts that prove him wrong.

I really don't think he is a troll TBH, I think he's genuine. If he is a troll then he's the most dedicated troll of all time because anyone else would just give up by now. Nobody would troll people with the same shtick for two years straight.

But what if that's just what he wants us to think, and he's been trolling the whole time?

For two years though? No one is that dedicated to trolling are they?

I hope not, it'd be hilarious if they are though. Either way, I'm now contractually obligated to blame Ubisoft for everything wrong in the world.

The BP oil disaster was actually Ubisoft wasn't it?

 

[Enthuril]

Ah I see. Well, even then, he does seem confused sometimes. He often contradicts himself, and just doesn't answer most of the posts that prove him wrong.

I really don't think he is a troll TBH, I think he's genuine. If he is a troll then he's the most dedicated troll of all time because anyone else would just give up by now. Nobody would troll people with the same shtick for two years straight.

But what if that's just what he wants us to think, and he's been trolling the whole time?

For two years though? No one is that dedicated to trolling are they?

I hope not, it'd be hilarious if they are though. Either way, I'm now contractually obligated to blame Ubisoft for everything wrong in the world.

The BP oil disaster was actually Ubisoft wasn't it?

Yeah, it was all part of their plan to raise the price of games so that they can make more money. Did you hear that the amount of sex offences committed has increased as Ubisoft has released more games because their games influence rape?

 

[Hazy992]

Yeah, it was all part of their plan to raise the price of games so that they can make more money. Did you hear that the amount of sex offences committed has increased as Ubisoft has released more games because their games influence rape?

I did hear that! And did you know that Ubisoft actively funds genocidal regimes around the world?

 

[Enthuril]

Yeah, it was all part of their plan to raise the price of games so that they can make more money. Did you hear that the amount of sex offences committed has increased as Ubisoft has released more games because their games influence rape?

I did hear that! And did you know that Ubisoft actively funds genocidal regimes around the world?

Yeah, it surfaced around the same time as when they found out that Ubisoft was set up by the leaders in Nazi Germany.

 

[Hazy992]

Hey look at this critically acclaimed game! On the Wii no less!

I wonder who published it [http://www.ubi.com/US/Games/Info.aspx?pId=6284]

Really makes you think, huh?

Ubisoft sure as hell didn't. They pretty much said "Hey, let us put our name on your product and give us money." They did fuck all else. They didn't localize it, and they sure as hell didn't MAKE it! Ha. Imagine Ubisoft making a good game.... I can't. No More Heroes was made by Marvelous Entertainment.

That's what publishing is...

Deary me!

 

[Hazy992]

Yeah, it was all part of their plan to raise the price of games so that they can make more money. Did you hear that the amount of sex offences committed has increased as Ubisoft has released more games because their games influence rape?

I did hear that! And did you know that Ubisoft actively funds genocidal regimes around the world?

Yeah, it surfaced around the same time as when they found out that Ubisoft was set up by the leaders in Nazi Germany.

Yeah Ubisoft was set up by the Nazis so they could acquire untold riches from selling high quality Wii games like Just Dance 4 and use that vast wealth to fund Skynet. It's evil genius I tell ya!

 

[Hazy992]

Hey look at this critically acclaimed game! On the Wii no less!


I wonder who published it [http://www.ubi.com/US/Games/Info.aspx?pId=6284]

Really makes you think, huh?

Ubisoft sure as hell didn't. They pretty much said "Hey, let us put our name on your product and give us money." They did fuck all else. They didn't localize it, and they sure as hell didn't MAKE it! Ha. Imagine Ubisoft making a good game.... I can't. No More Heroes was made by Marvelous Entertainment.

That's what publishing is...

Deary me!

No it's not. And that looks like the PS3 version. Ubisoft didn't even stick their name on that one.

That's clearly the Wii version, you can tell by the graphics.

What exactly do you think publishing is?

 

[Enthuril]

Yeah, it was all part of their plan to raise the price of games so that they can make more money. Did you hear that the amount of sex offences committed has increased as Ubisoft has released more games because their games influence rape?

I did hear that! And did you know that Ubisoft actively funds genocidal regimes around the world?

Yeah, it surfaced around the same time as when they found out that Ubisoft was set up by the leaders in Nazi Germany.

Yeah Ubisoft was set up by the Nazis so they could acquire untold riches from selling high quality Wii games like Just Dance 4 and use that vast wealth to fund Skynet. It's evil genius I tell ya!

Yeah, all the people who work at Ubisoft are in fact Jews who are being forced to work there, it's the modern form of the concentration camp!

 

[Hazy992]

Yeah, all the people who work at Ubisoft are in fact Jews who are being forced to work there, it's the modern form of the concentration camp!

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, those treacherous fiends! I hear the execs at Ubisoft actually work for Satan.

Just Dance is not high quality!!!!

Just the opposite. The Just Dance games are some of the most insulting of the generation!

Oh please! Just Dance is one of the best games this generation!

 

[Hazy992]

Ha. Imagine Ubisoft making a good game.... I can't.

Then you have a very poor imagination.

Assassin's Creed games? Far Cry games?

Take your pick.

Wasn't Far Cry that critically slammed [http://www.metacritic.com/game/wii/far-cry-vengeance], ugly, lazy, half-assed Ubisoft shitfest?
And Assasin's Creed on the DS was just plain lazy. Like Ubisoft didn't even care.

What about the critically acclaimed PC game? [http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/far-cry] It's not Ubisoft's fault the Wii's hardware's a bunch of shite now, is it?

 

[Enthuril]

Yeah, all the people who work at Ubisoft are in fact Jews who are being forced to work there, it's the modern form of the concentration camp!

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, those treacherous fiends! I hear the execs at Ubisoft actually work for Satan.

Just Dance is not high quality!!!!

Just the opposite. The Just Dance games are some of the most insulting of the generation!

Oh please! Just Dance is one of the best games this generation!

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

 

[Hazy992]

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

I dunno, obvious sarcasm seems to fly over his head quite a lot actually