The Whole I Hate 'Jocks' Thing

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era81

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I was a geekyjock I still am.I was a great athlete and if I gave a shit about baseball might have been able to play pro and was recruited for college football but chose a different path because I didn't have the height to play linebacker.My school was pretty much filled with people like me we had no real social clicks not even much bullying.I do believe I am what I am because I fit everywhere but could avoid being a prick to people just trying to do their own thing.
 

Sh0ckFyre

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You see, jocks are narcissistic douche bags who think everyone is inferior to them in every way, shape and form and do just about everything in their power to drive people like you and me to suicide.

That's all they do. THAT'S ALL THEY EVER DO.
 

SturmDolch

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There's a difference between jocks and athletes. Athletes are sympathetic. They're not bositerous, they play because they love the sport. Many Olympians are athletes, and I love watchng them. Also, many people that play soccer (not just the pros) are athletes. They're nice to people. Many also have a normal figure.

However, jocks play sports because their couch-dad made them. They play it for scholarships since they're too stupid to make it into University otherwise. They play to get girls, and to get away with doing stupid things, such as drinking in excess. Jocks are a subgroup of Bros, which are basically the same thing but don't necessarily have to be athletic. They are usually monstrous and try to use their size to intimdate. Many play American Football.

I wasn't bullied that much, but when I was, it was the dumbass jocks in physical education class. I hated phys. ed. for this very reason. I suck at sports. I'm not that "manly". Jocks look for weakness in other guys so they can exploit it in order to assert dominance. They like to think of themselves as alpha males. I like to think of them as idiots. All of the asshats that called me "fag" and pushed me around are now doing shit-all with their lives.

Not to mention the jock girls. They're the bitchiest girls I have ever had the misfortune of talking to.

So yes, I do carry a grudge against jocks. Not fit people. But jocks.
 

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One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life happened about a week after I transfered to a new high school... 10 weedy nerd-types kicked the ever-living shit out of this hulking meathead. Put the fucker in hospital for a few weeks, too, the aggro little bastards.

The reasons behind it were a lot less funny but still... fucking hi-lar-ious.
 

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I've met nice jocks. I've met asshole jocks. I hate douchebag behaviour regardless of what social group it stems from. Nerd douche...hate em. Jock douche...hate em. Goth douche...hate em. Emo douch.....ugh, freaking emos. Bottom line, if you act like a douchetard, I have no desire to be around you unless it involves throwing rather solid objects at your head.
 

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Furburt said:
There's a reason I hate these 'Jocks' as ye Americans call them. Because they used to beat the shit out of me, psychologically torture me, and I was nearly driven to both suicide and murder. That's the fucking reason.

I don't think that if you're a big guy who drinks, that makes you a jock, what makes a person a jock is a willing disposition to trade intelligence for group mentality and strength, and bully people smaller then themselves. That's what I define it as.

So no, I don't think you're a jock, and anyone who labels you as such is missing the picture. However, I do hate the whole 'jock' mentality.
I don't think I could put it any better than that, so I'm just going to second every letter of this post. And as my psych is still damaged by them, I continue to hate them every damned second of the day.
 

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Furburt said:
Marq said:
He's actually a machine. Like in Terminator. But with a keyboard instead of a minigun.
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I mean, what on earth are you talking about? I'm just lovable old Furburt!

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Rather suspect name for a human, wouldn't you think? Furburt sounds an awful lot like forbairt, which means progress. What kind of progress you might ask? HE WANTS TO REPLACE US ALL! RUN PEOPLE, RU....
*thud*
 

Hussmann54

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See the problem is, the people who talk about how much they hate jocks stereotype themselves into "The whining little brats who cry about every little thing that doesnt go their way" in the eyes of just about everyone else....

So yea.... hurrah for stereotypes 0_o
 

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I had friends who were jocks and I had enemies who were jocks, it's all circumstantial. In my experience, a lot of those cliques sort of blended together, so there were jocks and popular kids who were also smart, top twenty students. Some were cool, but I didn't talk to most of them.
 

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Outright Villainy said:
Rather suspect name for a human, wouldn't you think? Furburt sounds an awful lot like forbairt, which means progress. What kind of progress you might ask? HE WANTS TO REPLACE US ALL! RUN PEOPLE, RU....
*thud*

Good work! Slow him down with killing you while I find the Windows 3.11 install disc.
 

FallenJellyDoughnut

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What the fuck? All of you need to get your asses down to Australia stat so you can learn how to have a co-existing school environment where no body gets bullied! The sports kids are just kids who play sports, the gangster kids are a bit arrogant and stupid but still alright, the nerds only exist in small numbers and then theres everyone else. We all get along fine, why the hell can't you? The only fights we have are between the Gangster kids because they're idiots, but that doesn't usually branch outside of thier group.
 

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NOT EVERYONE WHO WORKS OUT AND HAS MUSCLE IS A MORON...Remember that.
I have to work out a lot as I have inherited a horrible metabolism, I excercise 60 minutes each day and I still have a muffin top.
 

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Nerd...Jock????? Who honestly still cares about that?? Once you finish high school and go to Uni or work none of that crap still matters. This is just my way of thinking.
 

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DraftPickle said:
Whats your view on the Nerd/Jock/other stereotype thing thing?
It's not my fault that some braindead jocks can't understand that just because you play foot ball in high school, it doesn't mean you will instantly not be a complete failure in real life. They ALWAYS fit into the "stereotype".

There's just a ton of "stereotypes" that are just true in life. I'm Italian, and I love pasta. So what? It tastes good, so why not eat it every now and then? Does that mean I'm some horribly inaccurate thing like we are on American t.v.? No. But I just let it go. It's the same with the "Americans and cheeseburgers" stereotype that every argument between an American and any one different from them always devolves into.
 

FallenJellyDoughnut

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RhomCo said:
FallenJellyDoughnut said:
no body gets bullied!
There are a stack of government reports saying quite the opposite.
How old are those records? If they're more than 5 years old then my theory might just prove correct (My theory being that schooling is becoming friendlier for some reason)

In my school, once everyone hit grade 9, all that shit didn't matter, we were all just people with our own intrests and no one bullied anyone.
 

Rblade

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you could say someone is not a 'jock' if he is not also a douchebag.

it's the balance thing, you shouldn't play computer games all day. And you shouldn't work out and boost about it all day.

and in general you shouldn't have any feelings off superiority about your lifestyle, thats basicly the defenition of douchebaggery.

but the sad truth is that people do feel superior about their lifestyle. stereotypes don't just drop from the sky, alot of people that fit the lifestyle fit the general character type.

so the bottom line is, don't be a lifestyle racist :p