The Worlds Most Random but Important Question:
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You and your reading threads before me ;/The cat would land on its feet, but spacetime would warp dramatically so that the toast also lands butter side down on the floor at the same time.
Also, what happens if you glue two pieces of toast together with the butter sides facing out? Or worse, in? The first one would probably be the same as cat+toast, but the other would probably require spacetime to fold in on itself, creating a wormhole to some distant location in space, which would eventually suck out all of Earth's atmosphere. Don't try that one at home.
Also, what happens if you glue two pieces of toast together with the butter sides facing out? Or worse, in? The first one would probably be the same as cat+toast, but the other would probably require spacetime to fold in on itself, creating a wormhole to some distant location in space, which would eventually suck out all of Earth's atmosphere. Don't try that one at home.
What would happen is this:
1) you scorch the bread, thus making toast.
2) Youeat butter said toast.
3) You attempt to strap said toast to cat.
4) The cat scratches the shit out of you, before giving you a smug look and going off to sleep somewhere.
5) ???
6) PROFIT!
1) you scorch the bread, thus making toast.
2) You
3) You attempt to strap said toast to cat.
4) The cat scratches the shit out of you, before giving you a smug look and going off to sleep somewhere.
5) ???
6) PROFIT!
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As for the cat the force drawing both the cat and the butter to the ground would be stronger than any possible bonding unless atmoic therfor they would come apart and both land on the ground. Cat on it's feet and toast butter side.
If you drop a two pieces of toast, one with butter and another with "I can't belive it's not butter", at the same time they both the I can't belive it's not butter piece land the same as the buttered piece and if someone walks in and has to choose will they be able to pick the right one?
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Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did peter piper pick?
As for the cat the force drawing both the cat and the butter to the ground would be stronger than any possible bonding unless atmoic therfor they would come apart and both land on the ground. Cat on it's feet and toast butter side.
If you drop a two pieces of toast, one with butter and another with "I can't belive it's not butter", at the same time they both the I can't belive it's not butter piece land the same as the buttered piece and if someone walks in and has to choose will they be able to pick the right one?
