The Worlds Most Random but Important Question:

[BlindTom]

The two objects would merge in order to fulfill both laws. My cats feet are an excellent source of carbohydrates and essential fats.

 

[Volucer]

I thought the result of this question was being tested by the Large Hadron Collider...

 

[Vlane]

The cat explodes duh. Like ThatGuyWithTheGlasses said and he knows everything!

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

The toast would act as an evolution item and and your cat would evolve into a Buttercat!

 

[Wormthong]

actualy the difference between a cookie and a cake is that a cookie means that it becomes soft when over the expiration date where the cake becomes hard when over the expiration date
(sorry for bad english)

 

[demon lord 2037]

what's going to happen tommorrow

 

[Stalington]

How come no one said the cat would simply land on its side?

 

[Xhumed]

What would be the result of cross-breeding a St. Bernard with a Chihuahua? Seriously, I've been thinking about that for years. Obviously it'd be a female St. Bernard, and Artificial Insemination would have to be employed (or a little step ladder, maybe.)

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

An in depth encyclopedic article adressing that exact question. [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law_application_for_antigravitatory_cats]

 

[Blazing Angel]

why?(not the most random but important!)

 

[talon92]

i have your answer. the folks at uncyclopedia have done some very intensive research into this sort of doodad, seeing as it could greatly impact the sport of kitten huffing, their favourite pastime.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cat-Toast_Device [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cat-Toast_Device]

Edit: oh shit sorry Eldritch Warlord, didn't read the second page before posting. *slaps forehead*
good to see another uncyclopedian round here.

 

[Novajam]

What if we fused hydrogen and helium?

You'd get lithium

Isn't it chemically impossible? Helium is already at Noble Gas Stability so it won't lose or gain any electrons required for the bond.

 

[Khedive Rex]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How many cans can a canibal can if a canibal can can-can?

How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hoards got bored?

Oh, and the cat/toast would careen through the ground until it eventually reached the center of the Earth and died of impossible heat/pressure.

 

[aussiesniper]

What if we fused hydrogen and helium?

You'd get lithium

Isn't it chemically impossible? Helium is already at Noble Gas Stability so it won't lose or gain any electrons required for the bond.

To chemically bond the two would be impossible, but to physically fuse the two in a nuclear fusion reaction would produce lithium, assuming the hydrogen is deuterium.

 

[Piemaster]

A cat with buttered toast strapped to its back will land toast side down. While it's true that cats always land on their feet it requires some physical effort on the part of the cat. If the cat is unable to provide this effort it will not necessarily land on its feet. Since toast lands butter side down without effort the cat will not be able to overcome the strength of the attraction the ground has with the buttered side, therefore a cat with toast strapped to its back will land toast side down.

 

[Symmetryx]

The cat would explode, also exploding the toast, sending tiny little particles of cat and toast everywhere. The answer is impossible to determine.

I know, because I have tried.

So that was you...

 

[PhantomEnigma]

Cats , Toast, Chemistry and Evolution....an unlikely yet entertaining group of concepts

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

What if we fused hydrogen and helium?

You'd get lithium

Isn't it chemically impossible? Helium is already at Noble Gas Stability so it won't lose or gain any electrons required for the bond.

To chemically bond the two would be impossible, but to physically fuse the two in a nuclear fusion reaction would produce lithium, assuming the hydrogen is deuterium.

You'd just get lithium-5 if you have standard hydrogen, and lithium-7 if you have tritium (spelling?). It doesn't have to be lithium-6.