The worst films you have ever seen

[Arkvoodle]

Clone Wars.


or possibly The Day The Earth Stood Still remake.

 

[ABLb0y]

Garbage Pail Kids. Do I need to justify it?

 

[Zyxx]

Rollerball, the first one. The dullest allegedly 'ultra-violent' spot I've ever seen combined with a script that... well, actually, I couldn't understand a word of dialogue because everyone mumbled the whole way through. How does that even get through production?

Also, "Get Rich or Die Tryin." Yes, the one with 50 Cent. Look, it was college, I was experimenting: it was just the one time. But the scars from that one time will never, ever leave my brain. I need someone to invent a psychic enema so I can purge those memories.

 

[Lateinos]

The Wicker Man (1973).

You didn't like the original? Try watching the remake.

Not a chance. When one hears that a remake of a film that one considers the worst film that they have ever seen is much, much worse, it does not exactly make one want to watch it, if you know what I mean.

The truth is, it is because the Wicker Man remake is a worse movie that it is actually bearable to watch. Nick Cage's yelling and general overacting make the remake infinitely more exciting than the seventies version could ever be.

 

[Private Custard]

The man who saved the world, also jokingly called "Turkish Star Wars" by many.

You don't just win this thread, you fucking destroyed it!!

Yes, I watched most of it!

 

[Dr Jones]

Plan 9. It may be hilarious, but only because it is so terrible,

I'm not gonna say it's the worst. It's kinda cute in it's own way. And i respect Ed Wood a whole lot.

 

[Quantom Quak]

Battlefield Earth..
[shudders]

 

[Fox242]

clash of the titans, no question about it

The old one or the remake?

Anyway, my pick would have to be Disaster Movie. Holy shit was that awful! I actually looked up the plot on Wikipedia and thought that would prepare me to endure the pain. It made it worse. There was so many stretches of time where I had to say "What?" and "Are you kidding me?".

The two headed monster that is Jason Friedburg and Aaron Seltzer have no sense of timing, context, language, or visuals, the ingredients to a comedy let alone a parody film. The party scene and the break dancing scene are prime examples of this. Those two need to be committed so that they cannot make any more of their *insert here* movies.

 

[masher]

Deathbed: The Bed that Eats

Worst. Movie. I've. Ever seen.

 

[Zagzag]

OT: Napolean Dynamite and it is like I'm the only person in the world who saw that garbage for what it was.

I agree wholeheartedly. This would have been my answer, but you got there first. Actually that doesn't mean it can't be my answer. I CONTEST YOUR OWNERSHIP OF THE ANSWER! (or we could share...)

 

[Whateveralot]

Epic Movie. The trailer was all the funny bits. The film was the trailer with a lot of wasted time in between.

 

[MolotoK]

My choice comes down to either

Galaxina (1980)
Barbarella (1968)
or The Legend of Frenchie King (Les Pétroleuses) (1971)

All 3 have stunning women in them (the only reason to watch these movies), but are utterly horrible otherwise.
That said.. Barbarella isn't THAT bad. (Not just because it has Jane Fonda in skimpy outfits)

So.... Galaxina or Les Petroleuses?
I'd say Les Petroleuses is the worse movie, BUT it has a catfight scene between Brigitte Bardot and Claudia Cardinale in it. (Oh yes!)
So...
Galaxina it is!

 

[Arisato-kun]

The Wicker Man (1973).

You didn't like the original? Try watching the remake.

Not a chance. When one hears that a remake of a film that one considers the worst film that they have ever seen is much, much worse, it does not exactly make one want to watch it, if you know what I mean.

This is all you need to see.


You're welcome.

Troll 2 is the worst film I've ever seen but it was so bad that it's funny.

 

[Apollo45]

The Last Airbender.

Need I elaborate?

What he said.

 

[Susurrus]

Eden Log. First 20 minutes is literally a guy squirming through mud in the dark.

There's almost no lighting throughout the entire film, presumably to create an atmosphere - but it doesn't - it's just dark.

 

[Chaza]

Bee movie, that one offended me much more than I could ever know.

I don't understand how you can be offended by that movie. I agree with you though a really bad movie.

 

[sansamour14]

1st Macgruber. really wtf was that about

2nd Last Airbender. Curse u M night shamalan for bringing shame to the avatar series

3rd Hangover 2. really just copy and paste and make me pay for it????

 

[viperxvii]

"Monsters (2010)" It was both a letdown and all around terribly lame movie. I "love" some horrible movies for bein so bad they're funny...but this wasn't even that. This was a long, drawn out series of two boring people talking (About things that have nothing to do with anything, jus padding, uninteresting chatter) and occasionally tryin to hint at suspense of something cool that may be by. Then in the very end, they finally show the creatures Jaws-style. And they're...meh and don't really do anything. Then...for no reason other than you assume it was supposed to happen...the two characters get together. Not having any development, or change to their previous developments.

 

[Enigmatic Master]

The hulk with eric banna it was soooooo boring until the end and it was only slightly less at that

 

[edman270]

the room by tommy wiseau