The worst films you have ever seen

[Ursus Buckler]

Hurt Locker
Blade Runner
Don't Look Now
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Epic Movie
Disaster Movie
The Human Centipede
Saw (take your pick)
Bad Boys II (and Bad Boys I if the sequel was anything to go by)
Transformers

 

[boringanarchy]

The boondock saints. I would have liked the movie probably if it hadn't been for David motherfucking Della Rocca. I hated his character and it honestly ruined the movie for me. Honorable mention goes to What Happens in Vegas, it just kept dragging on and on.

 

[Irriduccibilli]

I dont think anyone mentioned this before.
Troll 2... I win right?

Seriously, just take a look at this scene. No, its not a spoof movie, its serious

Probably the most hilarious scene ever

EDIT:
So I guess I just got ninja'd right there, well my good sir, I agree with you, same link and all.
Brotip, if you want to wipe your memory so you can forget about this movie, just go and watch Superbabies: Baby Geniouses 2, it'll make you forget how bad Troll 2 is

 

[xMelior]

The Hurt Locker. Never been so dissapointed...

 

[Snork Maiden]

The Village. Bad bad bad bad.

Bad Boys II (and Bad Boys I if the sequel was anything to go by)

What!? Bad Boys is amazing!

 

[Banana Phone]

Manos the hands of fate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcGukCdr3c&feature=related

This. There will never be a worse movie, ever ever. Although Monster a Go-Go, The Room and Hobgoblins all come close.

 

[Ursus Buckler]

The Village. Bad bad bad bad.

Bad Boys II (and Bad Boys I if the sequel was anything to go by)

What!? Bad Boys is amazing!

LOL no, it's Michael Bay. It can never be good. XD

 

[infernovolver]

Cheerleader Ninjas. I've seen reviews for much, much worse movies, but Cheerleader Ninjas is probably the worst I've ever sat through all the way.

 

[Seiei]

"The Box" Started off good... then turn into one of the greatest disappointments I ever watched! It's like they came up with a great idea for a movie, but then by the 2nd act the writers all got drunk and started banging their heads against the keyboard to full in the rest of the plot.

 

[thejackyl]

I'll have to got with "Shoot 'em Up" I believe it was called. Pretty much the only good parts were shown in the trailers, and the entire plot made me face palm.

 

[lostlevel]

If had to name one that wasn't a B Movie it would have to be James Cameron's Avatar, it was disappointing, proof a movie can't survive on visuals alone.

 

[Devil'sAdvocate]

The Room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw

It is so bad that in fact, a cult has been established around it in this part of San Fransisco! It's crazy! Once a month, all these strangers meet up in a cinema to watch the movie while shouting the god awful one liners at the screen, along with the "actors".

LISA! YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEARTTTT!!!

 

[KingCrInuYasha]

"Blow Up", a 1966 film directed by Michelangelo Antonioni, and boy, is it pretentious. There's supposed to be this murder plot, but the film mostly focuses on this jerk collecting random stuff and taking pictures of models. Everything the Austin Powers films made fun of is in there.

 

[Harkonnen64]

Watch "The Human Centipede" in a room full of your college floormates.

Trust me, it's a lot more entertaining that way.

I think the only person who didn't want to watch it, even for a few seconds, was the resident film buff.

 

[Harkonnen64]

Cheerleader Ninjas. I've seen reviews for much, much worse movies, but Cheerleader Ninjas is probably the worst I've ever sat through all the way.

You saw all of it?

You're more patient than me then; and I consider myself to be pretty patient.

 

[loadingmikke]

Train to hell. (Night train to Venice)
The living and the dead.
Dracula 3000. Dracula, in space!
The host.
Cloverfield. (hate amateur-filmed movies that always shakes so you dont see anything.aaargh.)

 

[Nudu]

Mad Max.
It's probably not the worst I've seen, it was just such a let-down. The only thing that made the movie better then actually driving on a freeway through the most boring landscape in the world was that I usually have problems falling asleep in cars. Of cause, the movie had that story (which I have to admit I couldn't follow, so I still don't really know what it's about) to compensate for that strong point.

 

[Jumplion]

Paul Blart Mall Cop was the absolute worst piece of tripe I have ever payed $7.50 for. Stupid, stupid, stupid movie and stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid me for buying the damn tickets.

Um did you even see the trailers, that even looked terrible you have no excuse

I think for me
burn after reading
it was nonsensical mostly uninteresting and had no point.
irked me hugely.

Tell that to my friend who dragged me to the movie in the first place D: I didn't want to see it, but my friend was all "Oh, it'll be funny!" And, to no surprise at all, he friggin' loved that bullshit of a movie. And other kids I know who watched it liked it to. I guess they wanted to imagine that it was somehow worth the goddamn money.

I have never hated a movie with such a passion before in my life, but Paul Blart Mall Cop was the first. Congradu-freakin'-lations, you fatass, pathetic, fat, fatty, ass-fat, Mall Cop. Ass.

 

[jbchillin]

mall cop is the only movie where i spent more time reading the box then actually watching the movie.

 

[Klumpfot]

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

I need not say more, though to throw another name or two out there...

Riki-Oh
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (CRINGE HAET)
Daybreakers

I liked all of those movies.

The movie that I hated the most while seeing it was Transformers 2: Revenge of somethingorother. It was absolutely awful. I've seen a lot of legendarily bad movies, but they've generally been of the "so bad it's good" kind (say, Ed Wood movies or The Room). Transformers 2 was torture.