The Worst Troll Ever?

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TehCookie

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The guy who put niggers in that one minecraft language update. The reason it's terrible is because it was so obvious and people still fell for it. Obvious trolls that are successful are the worst kind.
 

BiggyShackleton

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I love Gamefaqs. I remember on the COD4 board, this one bloke called HeavenlyAxe basically called out the entire board to a series of 1v1's and won every single one. This went on for WaW and I think most of MW2 before he got bored. A true hero.
 

DoPo

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A Satanic Panda said:
This guy here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] is a huge troll. He writes so many pointless post I can't tell if he's a troll or not. Ban him.
Damn, why did you remind me? He's already in my ignore list.


ruedyn said:
I know a youtube user who's username is drummerbadass01. He trolls music vids exculisvely, and I decided to use a sick day to argue with him about how Tim Minchin is a good comedian/musician. It was... harrowing, but I think I won becuse he blocked me. This battle lasted all fucking day.
So, you argued with a troll. And you won. Those two are mutually exclusive.

BiggyShackleton said:
I love Gamefaqs. I remember on the COD4 board, this one bloke called HeavenlyAxe basically called out the entire board to a series of 1v1's and won every single one. This went on for WaW and I think most of MW2 before he got bored. A true hero.
Ooh, nice. Well he could have just been a douche but not a troll. There was one guy on the Warcraft 3 board...I forgot his username, but absolutely any time anyone anyone mentioned DotA he would chime in. He had...let's say "an issue" with people calling "DotA: Allstars" just "DotA". Since the two are, in fact, different. "DotA:A" and "DotAA" (and similarly acknowledging the Allstars part) were fine, though. And he was technically correct - he just wanted some more respect for the original DotA it's creator(-s?) (Eul maybe some others). On top of that he was a freakin' encyclopaedia when it came to all DotA related stuff. He could otherwise answer almost any question, including who created which custom ability.

Yeah, it got to the point where if a new person came to the board and asked something about DotA, hardly anybody would help - everybody just expected the spectacle.
 

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IrishAdams said:
A Satanic Panda said:
This guy here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] is a huge troll. He writes so many pointless post I can't tell if he's a troll or not. Ban him.
Yeah that guys a douchebag, I can't stand the sight of him, let alone be in the same room as him.
Ouch, my heart bleeds.
 

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xSKULLY said:
A Satanic Panda said:
This guy here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] is a huge troll. He writes so many pointless post I can't tell if he's a troll or not. Ban him.
so apparently im a troll, id say its a matter of perspective i have a strong opinion and i post what i think to see how people respond and what they think
by the way my only post's are
1. hating on kony 2012 is bs
2.lets talk about guns (civilian ownership)
3.favorite mass effect class
4.how do you feel about grammar nazi's
5.is switching from console to pc worth it

i can see why people dislike me because of the kony 2012 post and ive removed the angry rant bit but relly im a troll know? i think all of my post's have been relevant and although you may disagree with my opinion on some issues (and they are strong opinions)i dont see how im trolling anyone
God I feel so stupid now realizing what happened. God am I an idiot.

Well played A Satanic Panda. well played.
 

DoPo

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SirBryghtside said:
xSKULLY said:
A Satanic Panda said:
This guy here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] is a huge troll. He writes so many pointless post I can't tell if he's a troll or not. Ban him.
so apparently im a troll, id say its a matter of perspective i have a strong opinion and i post what i think to see how people respond and what they think
by the way my only post's are
1. hating on kony 2012 is bs
2.lets talk about guns (civilian ownership)
3.favorite mass effect class
4.how do you feel about grammar nazi's
5.is switching from console to pc worth it

i can see why people dislike me because of the kony 2012 post and ive removed the angry rant bit but relly im a troll know? i think all of my post's have been relevant and although you may disagree with my opinion on some issues (and they are strong opinions)i dont see how im trolling anyone
Successful troll is successful :p
I just read your comment before taking a look at the quote. Then I looked up. Oh, god, I had such a laugh! :D
 

The Funslinger

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That's not trolling anymore, that's just not having enough to do. Ye gods... how sad is this guy's life?
Probably the level below people who buy blowup dolls?
 

Kinguendo

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Nobody remembers "trolls"... its why they are so depressed and end up killing themselves.

Pro-Tip: Dont "troll", nobody will cry for you.

EDIT: My captcha was Cut The Mustard... That. Is. Amazing!
 

Something Amyss

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DoPo said:
Also, their names remain for a long time. When they build a reputation, they can start a flame war merely by posting. Over at the Pencil+Paper RPGs board people are still mentioning Cosmetor.
Oh, you post on PnP?

To be fair, there were (I don't know about are) only a couple of people who would invoke Cosmo's name frequently, and largely to harass a lurker (Cosmo himself). It's usually they themselves trolling in the process. Which probably would have bored me with the board if I hadn't lost all my RPG stuff in a fire anyway.
 

FalloutJack

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Here's the problem I see with the term 'trolling' and just the whole troll phenomenon overall: It's really misnamed.

The true signs I see of the thing is that a troll is either an annoying thing or person with the express purpose of just doing that, there to irritate you. There's a problem with this, though. The idea is mistakenly based upon the idea that trolls (like from fantasy) are meant to be just annoying. That IS where people are taking this, from the fantasy troll.

But you give these guys and the theme itself way too much credit. They don't HAVE power. They're just being pains in the ass, and idiots. They're pathetic. You know...like goblins. I'm aware that changing the name isn't going to catch on, but everyone who says trolling this and trolling that just has the wrong mindset for this.



Is THIS the face of your enemy? Snarling with menace and wielding a giant club to make you wet 'em? *Snerk*



THERE you go. Minor threat, arrow fodder, only a problem in large numbers, which rarely happen because they're afraid of the light. THERE is your monster. I hope this has been educational.

(The preceding was performed in a refuge in audacity and should not be taken as offensive to anyone but the 'trolls' because they're just so fun to kick around like a chew-toy.)
 

rob_simple

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A Satanic Panda said:
This guy here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] is a huge troll. He writes so many pointless post I can't tell if he's a troll or not. Ban him.
Well played, Panda. Well played...
 

ABLb0y

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Worst troll ever...

Let's see..

Oh, I know! Someone asked a question related to Gears of War 3, and he replied

"I am so sick of people asking questions about that crap!"

And what did he put as the source?

A major spoiler I'm not going to ruin.
 

A Satanic Panda

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SirBryghtside said:
DoPo said:
SirBryghtside said:
xSKULLY said:
A Satanic Panda said:
This guy here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] is a huge troll. He writes so many pointless post I can't tell if he's a troll or not. Ban him.
trolled'
Successful troll is successful :p
I just read your comment before taking a look at the quote. Then I looked up. Oh, god, I had such a laugh! :D
You think that's funny? Just take a look at this screencap from waaay back in 2009 (spoilered for size):

Spoiler: Click to view
XD

(Link in case I screwed up some BBcode somewhere)
What is this I don't even...

Anyway, I did this in the last "Greatest troll" thread. My inbox was flooded with so many replies, it felt like I was being troll. But yeah, glad to see people still fall for it. You can see my excellence here

[sub][sub][sub]Just kidding it's here link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.332074-What-is-some-of-the-best-trolling-you-have-ever-encounterd#13471387][/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

anthony87

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xSKULLY said:
A Satanic Panda said:
This guy here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] is a huge troll. He writes so many pointless post I can't tell if he's a troll or not. Ban him.
so apparently im a troll, id say its a matter of perspective i have a strong opinion and i post what i think to see how people respond and what they think
by the way my only post's are
1. hating on kony 2012 is bs
2.lets talk about guns (civilian ownership)
3.favorite mass effect class
4.how do you feel about grammar nazi's
5.is switching from console to pc worth it

i can see why people dislike me because of the kony 2012 post and ive removed the angry rant bit but really im a troll know? i think all of my post's have been relevant and although you may disagree with my opinion on some issues (and they are strong opinions)i dont see how im trolling anyone

and for people calling me a douche bag and that they cnt stand me, you've never met me irl just read at most 5 forum post's ive made IRL im actually a nice guy i just occasionally get really really pissed of about some things

and to those saying i should get banned, i only have 1 warning? i really haven't been doing anything wrong except the kony 2012 post that i made when i was very angry and in a lapse of judgement
Jesus dude relax, everyone who clicks the link gets sent to their own profile.

You have in fact, just been trolled.
 

Westaway

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Trolling means tricking someone into rage or confusion. The two best examples are 1) writing a large block of opinionated text with several minor wrong facts or 2) setting up a scenario where you get trolled

Being a dick is nkt being a troll. Neither is lying, and therefor "fooling" or "tricking" someone. You just lied to them, you did not troll them.
 

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anthony87 said:
xSKULLY said:
A Satanic Panda said:
This guy here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] is a huge troll. He writes so many pointless post I can't tell if he's a troll or not. Ban him.
so apparently im a troll, id say its a matter of perspective i have a strong opinion and i post what i think to see how people respond and what they think
by the way my only post's are
1. hating on kony 2012 is bs
2.lets talk about guns (civilian ownership)
3.favorite mass effect class
4.how do you feel about grammar nazi's
5.is switching from console to pc worth it

i can see why people dislike me because of the kony 2012 post and ive removed the angry rant bit but really im a troll know? i think all of my post's have been relevant and although you may disagree with my opinion on some issues (and they are strong opinions)i dont see how im trolling anyone

and for people calling me a douche bag and that they cnt stand me, you've never met me irl just read at most 5 forum post's ive made IRL im actually a nice guy i just occasionally get really really pissed of about some things

and to those saying i should get banned, i only have 1 warning? i really haven't been doing anything wrong except the kony 2012 post that i made when i was very angry and in a lapse of judgement
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Jesus dude relax, everyone who clicks the link gets sent to their own profile.

You have in fact, just been trolled.
Now, if you look at my post above, this was a perfectly executed troll on a unsuspected victim. This was a scenario set up troll. It could have been better, since, that's almost copy pasta, but it still works
 

DoPo

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Zachary Amaranth said:
DoPo said:
Also, their names remain for a long time. When they build a reputation, they can start a flame war merely by posting. Over at the Pencil+Paper RPGs board people are still mentioning Cosmetor.
Oh, you post on PnP?

To be fair, there were (I don't know about are) only a couple of people who would invoke Cosmo's name frequently, and largely to harass a lurker (Cosmo himself). It's usually they themselves trolling in the process. Which probably would have bored me with the board if I hadn't lost all my RPG stuff in a fire anyway.
I'm mostly lurking there. I'm pretty sure I'm just wasting my time but, damn, it can be amusing some times.

I've seem Cosmetor mentioned enough, also I've been on GameFAQs enough, to guess what he was doing. And it's probably not much different to how the guy in the OP operated.

FalloutJack said:
Here's the problem I see with the term 'trolling' and just the whole troll phenomenon overall: It's really misnamed.

The true signs I see of the thing is that a troll is either an annoying thing or person with the express purpose of just doing that, there to irritate you. There's a problem with this, though. The idea is mistakenly based upon the idea that trolls (like from fantasy) are meant to be just annoying. That IS where people are taking this, from the fantasy troll.
Actually, no you are wrong in that. The term "troll" comes from "trawl". Because they are "trawling" - fishing for attention (alternatively - fishing for conflict, confrontation, or something similar. It's usually attentin, though in one form or another). I don't know how, when or why it started being spelled "troll" but I can assume it was either somebody stupid of a troll that did it first. At any rate, they have really little in common with fantasy tolls.

I liked the post, though, just wanted to clear up the etymology.
 

FalloutJack

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DoPo said:
-Snippo!-
An interesting bit of information, but...fishing?! It's a matter of fact that I am experienced at fishing and have indeed trawled in lakes and the sea. (We've got like...three little fishing boats.) If you ARE being serious, which I have to question here, I don't see how one leads to that. Maybe in the 'leading them along' aspect, but the aggravation isn't the endgame but rather something the fisher can suffer when the line gets accidentally jammed in the motor or stuck in a log. Interesting, but...I don't see it. If the point here is that it's NOT logical, I may have to concede the discussion to you.