The Worst Video Game Character Ever

[userwhoquitthesite]

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you also arent familiar with facetiousness

 

[pyrosaw]

Ashley in Resident Evil 4. She was helpless and you should have been able to let her die. I never liked that game anyway so she was the icing on the whole cake. Of shit.

This and Desmond from Assassins Creed 2. He is soooooo boring. Such a crappy character.

 

[Ryotknife]

Momo from Xenosaga II.

It's not so much that i never wanted her to exist, but it's more like she had a seizure at the beginning of the 2nd game and forgot everything that happened in the last game (Including her magical sailor moon transforming powers).

I mean like there was 10 frames of Unshot footage between the 2 where Shion's glasses mysteriously turned into glass instead of holographs, all the characters got taller and more defined, plot points that were dramatically heavy and risque became dinner-topics and the sexual tension seemed to dissipate like someone opened the window.

In fact, the whole game and all the characters can kiss my ass. I'm so glad ep 3 cleaned it up.

really? i could understand momo from ep. 1.

A. a little girl wearing sketchy outfits
B. everytime she says anything, she sounds like she is on the verge of crying, and constantly whining.

I could not stand Chaos from ep.1, but they cleaned him up nice in the other eps. i mean, the guy's shorts was shorter than anything lara croft wore. plus he was ANNOYINGLY happy and gave the absolute worse explanations when he was trying to hide something (usually his powers).

 

[Blatherscythe]

That prick in the background. Yes, you, Leandros. You're the enbodiment of why people hate the Ultramarines. Take your Codex and shove it! And tell Matt Ward I sent you.

YES! Backstabbing, spiritual liege worshipping fuck-wit spawn of the thrice damned Matt Ward era Ultrasmurfs. The little bastard hands you over to the inquisition, even though you just killed hundreds of heretics and a demon prince in the Emperor's name. May he be torn to shreds by Khorne's beserkers, eaten and shat out by Nurgle, and have his remains violated by Slanneshi deamons in a chain of events planned by Tzeench.

 

[Iwata]

That prick in the background. Yes, you, Leandros. You're the enbodiment of why people hate the Ultramarines. Take your Codex and shove it! And tell Matt Ward I sent you.

YES! Backstabbing, spiritual liege worshipping fuck-wit spawn of the thrice damned Matt Ward era Ultrasmurfs. The little bastard hands you over to the inquisition, even though you just killed hundreds of heretics and a demon prince in the Emperor's name. May he be torn to shreds by Khorne's beserkers, eaten and shat out by Nurgle, and have his remains violated by Slanneshi deamons in a chain of events planned by Tzeench.

I am a scion of Sanguinius and I approve this message.

 

[realist1990]

You aren't familiar with the entirely scientific process of badassification, then.
Badass naturally occurs when a person or object is or appears able to kick asses.
You can then artificially induce more badassitude by enabling to object kick MORE asses, or ALL the asses, as the case may be. This heightened badass level is then known as being "totally radical". One becomes totally rad (scientific abbreviation for radical) by adding cool things to an already badass person or object. In the case of Raiden, we add robots (equal to dinosaurs on the OCI, or objective coolness index), making his already impressive ninja skills even more powerful. Once his body is replaced by crazy future robo-parts, he becomes a cyborg. Cyborgs, being partly organic and partly robotic in nature, are usually regarded as more badass than a normal robot or organism. The exception to this is when the wrong parts are made cybernetic (itself a different scale I won't go into here, for the sake of brevity). Essentially, if the subject is still recognizable as an organism, only more powerful, the rule is in effect.
In a specific comparison between Raiden and his direct competitors for "most badass" in the MGS series, we most consider both his human and cyborg states.
Raiden vs (Solid) Snake
Raiden is more athletic than his counterpart, but more soft-spoken (See the "Oh Crap" incident) and lacking in the highly important facial hair. Snake on the other hand is noticeably more musclebound and battle-hardened. While Snake engages in his standard punchpunchKICK! attack, Raiden possesses instead the punchpunchDOUBLEKICK! attack. Here we find the conversation of badass rule. While Raiden's athleticism and agility is impressive and certainly to be commended, his attack is only cosmetically different from Snake's. Snake is able to accomplish the same amount of asskicking in fewer moves, therefore he is superior in that regard. Furthermore, while Raiden is a blood-soaked battle-hardened murderer, he loses points for pretending not to be/not remembering his child soldier history. Snake, on the other hand is and has always been knee-deep in a sea of corpses, and lives with that every day, driving him to near-alcoholism at one point (alcoholism being one of the most badass personal afflictions your character can be afflicted with, as it displays his tormented nature but carries none of the ethical baggage that drug addiction might carry stemming from the illegal nature of the substances). The fact that Snake's drinking problems stem not only from his guilt but also his restlessness at not being out fighting only adds to the badass level. Raiden merely has suppressed trauma in his background. Good, but it pales in comparison. Therefore, though badass in his own right, human Raiden is less badass than Solid Snake. The comparison in the player's mind causes Raiden to seem not badass at all, which is not the case.
Cyborg Ninja Raiden vs The Ninja
Frank Yaeger, known as Gray Fox prior to becoming the Ninja, is certainly a badass. He comes back from the dead stronger, faster, and tougher than he was before dying at the hands of his best friend. This is already high in badass level. However, despite his definitely cool death wish, he loses points for his masochism. When you have an orgasm in a form-fitting suit as a result of a brutal beating, that is not badass. It is gimphood. Gimps are never badass, despite their amazing ability to absorb physical assault. Furthermore, the fact that yaeger wears a suit is less badass than raiden, who has lost most of his human parts. However, the knowledge that knowledge that Raiden's blood now looks like he is leaking milk does even the playing field some. Then, the Ninja loses an arm to a laser. Cool, but not AS cool as having your arm crushed and being forced to cut it off yourself. and he has both arms gone and learns to summon lightning. Obviously much more badass.

I hope this was adequate to explain the topic

I would just like to say this is probably one of the best things I've ever read on this site....bar one small thing, I'm pretty sure he's leaking semen not milk....Because he's such a PUSSY!!!, rude, crass, misogynistic-maybe but true..

 

[Eddie the head]

I also have a strong dislike for Garrus from ME everytime I see him I just want to punch him in his stupid bug face. Hes not the worst character ever but I think my dislike has been heightened by having him rammed down my throat since ME3 especially since he died in ME2 (I made sure of that).

You hate Garrus? Is that even legal?

I don't blame him to be honest, in the first game he was boring as hell, but then the only guy I liked a lot the first game was Wrex. But other then that he is just ok in the others noting spacial if you ask me, but other people like him so much it can get annoying. It just can just get annoying to hear it all the time.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I would just like to say this is probably one of the best things I've ever read on this site....bar one small thing, I'm pretty sure he's leaking semen not milk....Because he's gotten fucked so much by Vamp because that's SO SEXY

fix'd that for you to better convey what i'm sure you meant to say


Glad you liked my post though

 

[ragvaror]

Raiden from MGS2 for sure, and probably the chick in dead space 1, the technician, ms. daniels i think.

 

[Fudj]

Jacob "god damn" Taylor -

Now heres a man who stayed the hell on the ship, bland and boring to have in the team, i'm glad there are so few missions where you have to take him with you.

"well done jacob you just left your dad to die,.......no i dont wanna talk to you, back to the armoury with you"

 

[hahagirl727]

(This is going to be a very long post i have a lot of hate stored for these characters)

KILL IT WITH FIRE:
Jacob Taylor (Mass Effect 2-Mass Effect 3): I actually just stopped talking to him I hated him so much I wished I let him die on the damned Collector base because he does absolutely nothing in Mass Effect 3 accept give you a war asset, he was supposed to be a replacement for Kadian or something when he was gone in ME2, but it didn't work at all. He was so bland, boring, he might as well have been a robot. And whenever combat was over he would scream a command in a super loud voice that scared the hell out of me like "WE'LL GET THESE GUYS!!!" Combat is OVER Jacob!!!

Diana Allers (Mass Effect 3): *Shudders* The terrible voice acting, disgusting face, and no purpose whatsoever in your crew, SHE DOES NOTHING!! At least Jacob was useful in combat all Diana Allers did was spout out useless dialog and when she was talking about her colony or whatever I actually laughed the voice acting was so awful. I wish their was a renegade interrupt option to throw her out of the airlock and I know you can get rid of her, but her existence infuriates me.

Star Child (Mass Effect 3 Ending): At least Diana and Jacob didn't ruin a whole franchise in a matter of minutes. Mass Effect 3 is one of my favorite games of all time, but the blunder at the end with this stupid kid.. God I can't even talk about him, anyone who has played ME3 and beaten it will understand my pain. He's like the Architect without ANY LIKE-ABILITY. Oh I'm just going to throw some stupid illogical nonsense at you and you are going to blindly accept it okay? He is the ultimate villian for undermining everything I ever loved about Mass Effect, the characters, the story, the mystery and allure of the reapers in MINUTES!!

Tidus (Final Fantasy X): That laugh, need I say more. I never played another Final Fantasy game after that...


ANNOY:

Hawke: Anders, love, should I buy an apples or Kiwis for our lunch tomorrow?

Anders: Kiwis.

Hawke: Ok, sounds goo-

Anders: Apples are red, a color incorporated in the Templar insignia, representing their hate and oppression of Mages! The only people who eat apples want&#65279; to kill all mages! Do you want to kill all mages?! Don't you ever feed me apples! D:<

Hawke: -_-

I mean seriously whenever I talk to this guy all he brings up is the mage-templar stuff I know it is essentially the main theme of the game, but whenever you talked to Alistair he didn't only talk about darkspawn.. I don't hate Anders, I think the whole Justice merging storyline is interesting and I couldn't bring myself to kill him at the end of the game, because of the whole theme of teaching Justice mercy and stuff, but that doesn't stop me from yelling at my screen every five seconds. I still think he's one of the better characters in DA2 for his relevance to the story and I did romance him because there was NO WAY I was going to romance Fenris... The thing that truly pisses me off is the fact that he CHANGED DRASTICALLY FROM AWAKENING! He was the funny mage who had trysts in the circle tower and now he's whiny, emo, and doesn't crack a single joke! WHAT?! I guess Justice can change people....

 

[Brendan Stepladder]

Thanks to my recent runthrough of OoT, that prize goes to- you guessed it-

PRINCESS RUTO!
The first time you meet her she snobbily sits there and does nothing, even while her life, most precious possession, and the guy trying to save her are all in mortal peril. She amounts to an annoying crate.

 

[Mikejames]

Abraham Reyes is such a deplorable human being he stands out in a game about deplorable human beings. He drove me to (in game) suicide, and inspired a (in game) spree of hate-crimes against mexicans.
and just in case he wasn't enough of an asshole, he

Spoiler

releases the zombie hordes upon you

I think the lack of karma surrounding the conclusion of that one girl's infatuation for him made me hate him more than any of the actual gangsters you were hunting down; though to be fair, he was never meant to be likable. His character did as it was intended.

 

[gyroscopeboy]

Hey!!! Listen!!! Need i say more? (I think yes, to avoid the banhammer)

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

This snotty arrogant uppity escortable asshole that prevents you from getting the Best Ending in Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King on your first playthrough:

Will you look at that disgusting face.

 

[Dree]

Roman from GTA IV. if you have ever played you will know exactly what i'm talking about.

 

[Mungular]

Hope from FFXIII, I mean, just look at him.

Spoiler: LOOK AT HIM!

He annoyed the hell out of me and was such a whiny bastard after his whole ordeal with Snow. The only thing he was good for was being a medic, and that was it.

nailed it! nothing but a cry baby!