The worst you have ever been trolled IRL.

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Summer camp last summer.

Me and my friend were headed to the rock wall, because we were taking the Climbing merit badge (yes, I am a Boy Scout. Taunt me now). So, on our way around four guys came out.

They were annoying when they called us nerds.
They were pissing me off when they asked how my mom's basement looked like, and how much we liked Star Wars.
They were being straight jerks when they pelted us with rocks.

And it was completely uncalled for. We never talked to them, and me and my friend were talking about the breakfast we had, not anything else.

 

[DPunch4]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

your FRIEND made everyone at school think you were a pedo? i would of beat the crap out of them and maybe cut them a little. then once he recovered cut him some more.

the closest thing to being trolled in ral life for me would probably just be someone arguing with me and they take a stance in the arguement just to annoy me.

my girlfriend convinced me not to punch him out. I was going to knock him out not caring about the expulsion i would have gotten, i was failing anyway. but i didn't do it. I have no regrets.

 

[Free Thinker]

I don't do dickish pranks. I troll with conversation. You say the wrong thing? Guess what's being brought up and made into many a joke. This girl in my section in band one practice for marching saw a guy running on the track in a funny way. She called him retarded. I pointed out he has a prosthetic leg. She didn't even know, and I now I continually bring it up. lolz.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I got trolled in a hockey game where everytime i had the puck the same kid checked me. and i mean obsessively checked me. So i got tired of it and the next time i had the puck (3rd period... bout five minutes in, with a healthy 4-1 lead i'd like to add), and he came at me, i just stopped, my best friend came up behind me and took the back and gave a home run slam that would make a steroid abusing Mark McGuire cry and drove my hockey stick blade straight into his front lobe. Stopped him from doing that again for the rest of my hockey career (2 years... bout 14 games where i had to play his team over that time not including playoffs). ANd stopped him from getting back up for the rest of the game for that matter as i recall.

As for when i troll people? I dont think I've ever really physically attempted to troll somebody i didnt know but i do know that I was playing a squad on squad shooter with my friends against kids at school where we play a game to see who can kill a specific target the most and everytime my friend was about to kill his target, I either killed the target or killed my friend. though that was more pay back for him ruining a a streak i had in a game by friendly fire killing me.

 

[superbatranger]

I don't think I've ever been trolled here or in real life.

How does one troll? If I ever learned I could pop your troll cherry! Provided you were in to that sort of thing.

I think I'll pass, but I appreciate the offer.

 

[DPunch4]

I got trolled in a hockey game where everytime i had the puck the same kid checked me. and i mean obsessively checked me. So i got tired of it and the next time i had the puck (3rd period... bout five minutes in, with a healthy 4-1 lead i'd like to add), and he came at me, i just stopped, my best friend came up behind me and took the back and gave a home run slam that would make a steroid abusing Mark McGuire cry and drove my hockey stick blade straight into his front lobe. Stopped him from doing that again for the rest of my hockey career (2 years... bout 14 games where i had to play his team over that time not including playoffs). ANd stopped him from getting back up for the rest of the game for that matter as i recall.

As for when i troll people? I dont think I've ever really physically attempted to troll somebody i didnt know but i do know that I was playing a squad on squad shooter with my friends against kids at school where we play a game to see who can kill a specific target the most and everytime my friend was about to kill his target, I either killed the target or killed my friend. though that was more pay back for him ruining a a streak i had in a game by friendly fire killing me.

hehe.. reminds me of this wanker with the same name as mine when i played slide hocky in school. he kept smashing into me... so i got the puck flinged it away while standing next to an empty bin and when he hit me i pulled him into the bin and 'tumbled' over the same bin screaming out in pain.

teacher yelled at the wanker and told him he can't play anymore, i smiled looked him in the eyes and said "stupid ******", I grinned as he swung his stick at me and i dodged(barely) yelling abuse at him till the teacher dragged him out.

fuck.. for all the horrible shit in high school i still had some fun...

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

"Hey, if you say the word 'gullible' slow enough, it starts to sound like 'orange'."

 

[emeraldrafael]

Snip

Wow.... you went from troll'd to troll in the same story without any real break between. Claps for you.

 

[zfactor]

Never been trolled in real life, but got a bunch of crap for being the only kid in high school with a rolling backpack...

Well, now that's perfectly preventable; just use a regular backpack! This isn't an airport.

NO!!!

I WILL NOT CONFORM!!!

Also I don't want to have back issues caused by lifting a 50 lb. backback every hour... But now that I'm in college, I just carry around 2 or 3 folders at a time and leave the textbooks in my car.

 

[PeePantz]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he wrote in about that guy who took pictures of children and called it art.

he wrote that it depicts the fragility of kids and a bunch of other pedo sounding crap. It got published.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

EPIC NOSTALGIA RAGE! Damn I hate that guy...

so yeah.. that's the troll that makes me rage to this day. what's your best troll/been trolled?

That is hilarious. Your friend is a champion.

OT: I'm usually the one trolling people and can't quite recall getting trolled all too much.

A solid story though: My friend went to the aquarium and had some of my other friends and myself push him around in a wheel chair. He proceeded to troll everyone (including children), telling them that they are antagonizing him by walking and that everyone is being cruel to him on his birthday. He also collapsed out of the chair a bunch of times and proceeded to (while on the ground) bark at children for "showing him up".

 

[DPunch4]

Snip

Wow.... you went from troll'd to troll in the same story without any real break between. Claps for you.

hmmm thank you.

That is hilarious. Your friend is a champion.

OT: I'm usually the one trolling people and can't quite recall getting trolled all too much.

A solid story though: My friend went to the aquarium and had some of my other friends and myself push him around in a wheel chair. He proceeded to troll everyone (including children), telling them that they are antagonizing him by walking and that everyone is being cruel to him on his birthday. He also collapsed out of the chair a bunch of times and proceeded to (while on the ground) bark at children for "showing him up".

i love wheelchair jokes! they are always appropriate!

 

[icame]

To tell you the truth I've never really been trolled in real life except if you count people calling me a ginger for my red hair. Its not like i don't talk to anyone either, I know tons of people, but I never really do anything to get on anyone's bad side.

 

[DPunch4]

To tell you the truth I've never really been trolled in real life except if you count people calling me a ginger for my red hair. Its not like i don't talk to anyone either, I know tons of people, but I never really do anything to get on anyone's bad side.

you have noooo soul.

 

[icame]

To tell you the truth I've never really been trolled in real life except if you count people calling me a ginger for my red hair. Its not like i don't talk to anyone either, I know tons of people, but I never really do anything to get on anyone's bad side.

you have noooo soul.

Oddly enough i don't really get that anymore, its just what people call me if they don't know my name

 

[Merkavar]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

your FRIEND made everyone at school think you were a pedo? i would of beat the crap out of them and maybe cut them a little. then once he recovered cut him some more.

the closest thing to being trolled in ral life for me would probably just be someone arguing with me and they take a stance in the arguement just to annoy me.

my girlfriend convinced me not to punch him out. I was going to knock him out not caring about the expulsion i would have gotten, i was failing anyway. but i didn't do it. I have no regrets.

you probably made the right choice. but i dont make the right choices. i probably would have given him a massive hug that cracked his ribs or something. something that isnt the dangeours but broken ribs are apparently very painful to heal cause you can put a cast on them so if you laugh or even breath hard they can break again. lol

 

[DPunch4]

yeaaah.... i need to study.... end of semester exam tomorrow and i'm playing minecraft.

i wanna get high and keep playing minecraft

 

[DPunch4]

oh hey cool! I just got two badges for this thread! its the first thread I've made really.

edit: woops guess I wasn't paying attention. should have edited my other post.

 

[Brightzide]

On my way to college a homeless guy called 'Gyafiggaraya!' ( apparently ) followed me down the same street every day hurling abuse at me. And every day on the way home, my get-back would be stumbling upon him sleeping, so I'd wake him up abruptly. Sometimes I throw shit at him, others I walk up real close and shout 'SPOOOOOOON!' at him. Was a real odd kind of relationship I think.

Missed opportunity... Dude, the guy is homeless, throw change at him and he'll gladly follow your enemies shouting 'Gyafiggaraya!'.

Good idea dude, good idea...however. The main points of interest could be, 1. I'm a student, so spare change isnt exactly common, and 2. I'm a nice guy, so I lack enemies. If you give me the names and adresses of your enemies though, I'd be happy to forward Gyafiggaraya onto them if you so wish

 

[Pegghead]

worst I have ever been trolled IRL? never..........

no, I cant think of a single time I got trolled IRL or OTI, me trolling on the otherhand, is an entirely different story.

During the weeks following up to Mid-Term Elections I would post flyers around town stating:

TIRED OF GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION?

ARE YOU TIRED OF EMPTY PROMISES?

ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME REAL PROGRESS?

BECOME A LEMON HEAD, AT LEMONPARTY.ORG

I am a horrible person.

Something tells me I shouldn't go there...but I'm so curious...

OT: I guess the only instances I could think of are the times when:

*A homeless person was jacking it (with the particular re, hairy, greasy "It" being outside the pants for the world to see) on the street

*some rage-aholic bloke was on the phone to his wife in an airport bathroom (some of the crap he said could have me on probation)

*Douchebags roll their bowling balls down your lane as your about to bowl, God that irritates me

 

[Eric_Autopsy]

A guy acted like he didn't know me and stalked me on my way home.
He was my best friend.