The_root_of_all_evil's birthday

[werepossum]

Now for something a bit less serious than my usual posts...

It is officially (in the USA's eastern time zone at least) The_root_of_all_evil's birthday. Let us all join in and send him birthday greetings.

Happy birthday, Root!

All birthday spankings are to be negotiated directly with the Root by PM; thank you very much for your cooperation. All birthday presents must clear British customs. Mail-order brides should be aware of the quarantine period and include plenty of food and water.

EDIT: Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear The_root_of_all_evil, happy Birthday to you.

 

[tijuanatim]

Happy birthday The love of money.
Yes I have learned your secret identity!

 

[meatloaf231]

Many happy returns of the day, Root!

 

[ThaBenMan]

Happy birthday, Root!

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Happy Birthday Root indeed.
As a special treat, I wont talk about Crabs all day (that one doesn't count)
No one tempt me, or you'll be ruining his shiny new present.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Hoorah.

This is a quite constrained thread, just to be frank. Can't this be everyone's Birthday thread?

 

[PurpleRain]

Yay, evil gains another year! One up from good. Damn good!

Happy birthday Root.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Have An ULTRA Birthday!

Thats Right, I Just Ultra'd This Thread Up A Notch.

 

[Jobz]

Happy birthday Root, and happy Un-Birthday to everyone else. Yes that's an Alice In Wonderland reference, whatcha gonna do about it?

 

[Devil's Due]

Happy Birthday, Root!

 

[Brett Alex]

All birthday presents must clear British customs. Mail-order brides should be aware of the quarantine period and include plenty of food and water.

Food and wha-?
Oh... oh..
Oh dear...
Well uh.. since its your birthday and all, um, mind not calling the cops when a gift may or may not arrive that may or may not have been ill-advisedly sent by me?

And yes, Happy Birthday!

 

[Fire Daemon]

Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear, Root Of all Evil, Happy Birthday to you.

Ohhhhhh why was he born so beautiful? Why was he born at all? Because he had no say in it, he had no say at all. Ohhhhhhh the old gray mare, he ain't what he used to be, ain't what he used to be, ain't what he used to be. Ohhhhhh the old gray mare he ain't what he used to be many long years ago.

Happy Birthday, I hope you get much cake.

 

[jim_doki]

<img src=http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/is-mah-birfday-where-r-caek-dammit.jpg>

that's right, i win

happy birthday spacesuit man!

 

[nick_knack]

Yes....Birthday tidings....and such...

 

[Lord Krunk]

ROOT:Hey! Who Turned Out The Lights?
EVERYONE: *Switching on Lights* SURPRISE!

Happy birthday! Not that this thread won't get locked.

 

[werepossum]

SNIP
that's right, i win

happy birthday spacesuit man!

With the possible exception of your stormtrooper girl photo, that's the coolest photo ever. Certainly a fitting tribute.

 

[nick_knack]

Yes....Birthday tidings....and such...

 

[PurpleRain]

This is sorta fitting.

 

[Jamanticus]

Happy birthday, Root. I mean, I can wish people happy birthdays, right? Even though I'm new here?

Good.

 

[Azeban]

Happy Birthday, dude.

Wow, your birthday is the day after mine.