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Zeke109

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My gift to you is the magic of adam sandler:


Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
And the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound,
we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.

Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.

Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year i guess that's good enough.
So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Dose it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.

Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.

Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....

(Muttering) Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!
 

PurpleRain

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SUPRISE!

(Everyone looks at him. Long akward pause)

Well fuck all of y'all! I was logged out.

Keep on being evil Rooty. Even the staff are getting in on it.
 

Iceman23

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Allow me to sing you the birthday song Root... auf Deutsch.

Zum geburtstag viel glück,
Zum geburtstag viel glück,
Langes leben und gesundheit,
Zum geburtstag viel glück!

Happy birthday man.
 

John Galt

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Happy birthday, Root. In honor of such an occasion, I present you with the most prestigious of honors that can be given across the tubes.

In other news, today is /b/'s birthday. Therefore, 4chan literally is the root of all evil.
 

Easykill

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John Galt post=18.72896.779575 said:
In other news, today is /b/'s birthday. Therefore, 4chan literally is the root of all evil.
Now THAT, is awesome. And rather true.
 

Cyclomega

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John Galt post=18.72896.779575 said:
In other news, today is /b/'s birthday. Therefore, 4chan literally is the root of all evil.
I wanted to post is, but I thought it would have been un chivalrous to stir a shitstorm in a birthday thread. Already 5 years for 4chan, yay too !

Awesome Internets present btw.
 

000Ronald

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Ah, birthdays. I don't know why people celebrate them; it's just another excuse to avoid civilisation.

Or maybe that's just me.

Happy birthday, Root(y boy); as a gift, have this quote;

Seanbedlam said:
"Does the interwebnets make the stupids?"

"Well, I belive it increases the chance to react before thinking through a course of action."

"But we'd never do that, right?"

"Right."
Just be glad I didn't recite "Knights of The Round Table" by memory alone; I could do it, too.
 

TheGhostOfSin

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On October 17th I expect acknowledgement of coming of age...

No?

*sits in corner*
 

Archereus

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really its already been a year wow cool, i havent been able to watch him much with work and the gf but the episodes i did watch were funny as hell
 

werepossum

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Darth Mobius post=18.72896.781878 said:
werepossum post=18.72896.777953 said:
Apologies to everyone who isn't The_root_of_all_evil, but I think for logistics reasons this will have to remain unique.
Actually, my birthday is now an Escapist Federal Holiday known as Planetary Assault Day. PM me for more details on Planetary Assault Day, which is November 8th.

Also, Root, It has been awesome knowing you, and I hope you have many more wonderful Birthdays ahead of you.
Well, obviously I meant besides Planetary Assault Day.
 

Cyclomega

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Darth Mobius post=18.72896.781878 said:
Actually, my birthday is now an Escapist Federal Holiday known as Planetary Assault Day. PM me for more details on Planetary Assault Day, which is November 8th.
Does Planetary Assault Day include massively RAEPing and pwning the local population with ESPs and overporewed rifles ? if so, sign me in !

Also, Root, It has been awesome knowing you, and I hope you have many more wonderful Birthdays ahead of you.
I don't know what to think, he is a skeleton in a spacesuit. Either he's already dead, or he's a living dead...
 

LewsTherin

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The_Logician19 post=18.72896.780817 said:
Ah, birthdays. I don't know why people celebrate them; it's just another excuse to avoid civilisation.

Or maybe that's just me.

Happy birthday, Root(y boy); as a gift, have this quote;

Seanbedlam said:
"Does the interwebnets make the stupids?"

"Well, I belive it increases the chance to react before thinking through a course of action."

"But we'd never do that, right?"

"Right."
Just be glad I didn't recite "Knights of The Round Table" by memory alone; I could do it, too.
We do routines and chorus scenes with foot work impeccable.

Your Happy rating gets a +16 for this birthday 25.806975801127880315188420605149!
 

The Iron Ninja

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All these cakes, pies, mail order brides and cookies have reminded me, I forgot to give Root a Cigar.
Everyone said:
For shame Iron Ninja, how could you forget to do that?
I don't know, I'm sorry.
Logician19 said:
For shame Iron Ninja, how could you shamelessly steal my thing like this?
I'm just not a very nice person.
Apologies abound.

Anyway Root, have a belated gift from me to you.
[http://imageshack.us]
[sup] This is an official Iron Ninja Cigar.
Released under the "Happy Birthday Yesterday The_Root_of_All_Evil" act of 03/10/08
Copyrighted with the protection that comes from legions of loyal (crustacean deleted) warriors
Unlicensed copying of this cigar will result in dire pain for you and all that you know
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NewClassic might have made the original prototype [/sup]