There is a Spider on your shoulder
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Ninja'd. When I saw the thread name this is exactly what came to mind.Sn1P3r M98 said:
I'd probably fall of my chair as well. And headbutt the table and bleed out.
I actually had a spider on my shoulder once. It was summer and I was walking my dog down a concrete path at the park, which was, as it were, aligned with overgrown trees of various sorts. I was walking under one such tree when I felt something of weight alight onto my shoulder. Thinking little of it, I turned to look, only to realize that there was in fact a very large translucent spider situated mere inches from my face. My reaction was spontaneous: screaming and flailing uncontrollably. The beast eventually lost its grip, coming to rest on a nearby patch of grass.
Needless to say, I have been wary of walking under trees ever since.
Needless to say, I have been wary of walking under trees ever since.
No but I reckon that he should accept my challenge because I am at his disadvantage and the true gentlemen likes to level the battle beforehand and limit it to pure skill only with no unfair advantages.LuckyClover95 said:
Use water to dislodge it. Capture it and send it to away to be identified/classified. Possibly use the fact that I have a spider named after me as a pick-up line.
A...spider? Alright, fine. I summon Borngen Gremal (Capthca words) as my minion, and he takes the spider off my shoulder, and sacrifices it to my might.
Stay calm, dont look at it, slowly cup hand at neck and make a swift brushing movement along my shoulder, brushing it to the floor. Then I kill it.
