There is no bathroom!

[PirateKing]

Does anyone else think that "There is no bathroom!" would be a great title for a survival horror game?

Well if it were by Tim Schaffer perhaps.

Has anyone played, Don't Shit Your Pants? If you haven't, I suggest that you do. Look it up. It's hilarious.

I'm not entirely sure why I played that game to 100% completion.

Because it's kind of cool. I don't know, I thought it was really funny.

 

[Calobi]

Ever see the movie They Fightgarr? It's a suspense-horror movie where the monsters are referred to Them often and with completely straight faces.

It's funny when you see it.

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Guaranteed laughs in every viewing! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNjbx_-BtP8]

I watched that without sound and I can't imagine it any better. Is it worth rewatching with sound on?

 

[RebootBlue]

There's a bathroom. It's two doors down the hall.

 

[space_oddity]

No words, just click. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0]

 

[asinann]

Does anyone else think that "There is no bathroom!" would be a great title for a survival horror game?

B Movies were moved to YouTube...

I haven't seen many high concept exploitation films on YouTube. The closest movie in recent years, that I can think of, is Grindhouse.

Only if the only food available in the game was from Taco Bell.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Does anyone else think that "There is no bathroom!" would be a great title for a survival horror game?

B Movies were moved to YouTube...

I haven't seen many high concept exploitation films on YouTube. The closest movie in recent years, that I can think of, is Grindhouse.

Only if the only food available in the game was from Taco Bell.

Pfft. No one would be living in that dystopian future for long.

 

[masterkang5]

youtube exists so young girls can shake their asses and i can watch it and rate it 5 stars.. Bad movies exist to entertain the easily entertainable.
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See me for free laughs

 

[masterkang5]

uno im ryte.

H4rh4rh4rh4r.

 

[samsonguy920]

Oh...another good source for B-movies is your local video store. Just look for the new releases you've never heard of. There's always a gem or two that go straight to video.

Ain't that the truth. The copycat movies are a good source, like Alien vs Hunter, The Day the Earth Stopped. Last good B-Movies that come to mind for me are the Evil Dead trilogy. Those are still so ripe for material. Where is Bruce now? Wait, where is Bruce? Bruce! Must be in the bathroom....

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Does anyone else think that "There is no bathroom!" would be a great title for a survival horror game?

Of course it would. Something like a haunted house game possibly?

So what I ask is: What happened to the B Movie? What happened to stuff like Junior and Josh Kirby? What happened to horrible sci-fi like Epoch?
If you haven't seen any of the Josh Kirby movies I suggest you do. They are possibly worse than Troll 2 (I have seen both).

It's audience grew up. We were no longer interested in cheesy movies, and the film industry had to adapt to that so that they could still make money from it. Looking at the responses to the latest Indiana Jones film kind of proves that, as that was (although loved by critics) hated by viewers.

Oh and I've never seen Josh Kirby. I also doubt I ever will.

 

[EeveeElectro]

B movie, you say?

 

[Fightgarr]

Ever see the movie They Fightgarr? It's a suspense-horror movie where the monsters are referred to Them often and with completely straight faces.

It's funny when you see it.

On my new list of movies to see.
I hope They have it at the video store.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra watch it, it is a great B movie released only a few years ago

The sequel The Lost Skeleton Returns Again is coming out this year.

 

[Fightgarr]

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra watch it, it is a great B movie released only a few years ago

The sequel The Lost Skeleton Returns Again is coming out this year.

That is maybe the greatest movie title ever. Will it go straight to DVD? I would assume so, but one can dream of seeing such horror on the big screen.

youtube exists so young girls can shake their asses and i can watch it and rate it 5 stars.. Bad movies exist to entertain the easily entertainable.
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See me for free laughs

uno im ryte.

H4rh4rh4rh4r.

You really are just flame bait. I'm not a fish.
Though I do like fish.

 

[AkJay]

The Vanguard, one of the most awful movies i have seen... so awful...

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

Does anyone else think that "There is no bathroom!" would be a great title for a survival horror game?

Well if it were by Tim Schaffer perhaps.

Has anyone played, Don't Shit Your Pants? If you haven't, I suggest that you do. Look it up. It's hilarious.

And I can find this where?

 

[darthzew]

B movies today are going straight to DVD.

Try Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus .

 

[ace_of_something]

...and thank you for posting a legitimate response.

What's with the white text?

Anyway, they made enough B-Movies (B for Bone!) between 1950-1995 that they will last us for the next 50 years.

The only good thing they produced was one of the best TV shows ever; Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra watch it, it is a great B movie released only a few years ago

The sequel The Lost Skeleton Returns Again is coming out this year.

That is maybe the greatest movie title ever. Will it go straight to DVD? I would assume so, but one can dream of seeing such horror on the big screen.

There are a few screenings here and there, but I wouldn't get your hopes up for an actual release. This is definitely one movie you will probably have to see on the small screen, but if the original is any indication, it will be well worth it.

They have some trailers on the official site: http://www.lostskeletonreturnsagain.com/

 

[garjian]

Okay folks,
So I have been on a mission lately. A mission to see all the great films of the one and only Ah'nold. Recently I've been through the classics Kindergarten Cop, Commando, and the ever-great Predator.

Long have I been an advocate for the movie that has cringe factor [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_2]. Movies so terrible [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Kirby_Time_Warrior] that they become hilarious. In recent years I have noticed that movies of a certain calibre are no longer present. Movies where the plot is so ludicrous and the acting so bad that you need to see it just to experience the horror.

I hate to be one to create a thread of "back in the day" but here I go. Man, back in the day, movies used to bad. I don't mean bad by today's standards. Bad comedies of today's standards are terrible enough to be hilarious because of it. Movies today are trying to hard to be ridiculous and in so doing are not ridiculous enough. Movies have actors that can kind of act, taking away from the hilarity of a B movie.

So what I ask is: What happened to the B Movie? What happened to stuff like Junior and Josh Kirby? What happened to horrible sci-fi like Epoch?
If you haven't seen any of the Josh Kirby movies I suggest you do. They are possibly worse than Troll 2 (I have seen both).

what about Godzilla: Final Wars..? which was beleive it or not 2003... thats not too old and thats... very much what you just said here...