These Aren't Your Grandpa's Presidential Portraits

[Hammartroll]

Sadly that picture of Theodore Roosevelt is less awesome than what the man actually did in real life.

Actually your right, Rough Riders FTW! reality is way cooler


And Jackson should totally be holding a bankers head instead XD

 

[WouldYouKindly]

The second I saw this gallery, I thought, "Teddy Roosevelt fucking better be there!" And I was not disappointed. Awesome.

 

[felixader]

They are using modern automatic weapons... how boring.

 

[Ben Simon]

*sigh* No mecha-Lincoln. Still awesome, though.

 

[Ghored]

This is the real history that Templars prevented people from knowing.

 

[Veldel]

Teddy roosevelt doesn't need a picture him fighting bigfoot he needs a picture of him-self suplexing a train.

FFVI ftw

My god these are awsome but Teddy duesnt need a gun he can kick ass with his bare hands xD

 

[SageRuffin]

I amazed and appalled at the same time. I really don't know how to take this.

And I'm an American! D:

 

[zehydra]

I amazed and appalled at the same time. I really don't know how to take this.

And I'm an American! D:

lol you're appalled?

 

[Robert Sanders]

I think Theodore Roosevelt should have been riding the bear.

 

[Robert Sanders]

Where do you think the idea for Chuck Norris came from?

 

[Robert Sanders]

Cracked reader in the house, Teddy fans represent!

 

[Saltyk]

I'm pretty sure that the ones of Washington and Teddy Roosevelt are historically accurate. I'm certain those both happened. Though, I think that was just how Teddy relaxed.

 

[SageRuffin]

I amazed and appalled at the same time. I really don't know how to take this.

And I'm an American! D:

lol you're appalled?

As I said, I don't really know how to take this. Maybe it's because I was never fond of the whole "founding father" thing. :/

 

[Studs MacKenzie]

As amazing as the Transformer FDR is, they've misspelled "AMERICA" on the poster.

Anyways, Washington is SO bad ass in that zombie apocalypse scenario.

 

[SimpleJack]

The one with abe lincoln riding a grizzly used to be my desktop...

 

[Notsomuch]

I think the Teddy Roosevelt portrait is actually a photograph.

 

[SilentHunter7]

Anyone whose ever read about Teddy Roosevelt knows that that picture of him might very well be real.

 

[tycho0042]

I'm sorry, Lincoln rules all. He's got your emancipation right here!