things in games that make no sense

[Nr.47]

maybe he got a drill, reverse engineered it, made two more and stuck them on a bucket

Any way in just cause 2 didn't you lose the cable from your hand winch if you stuck two things together?
And where those he keep all those parachutes?
oh and Hitman,change clothes and nobody recognizes you?

 

[Nr.47]

Maybe eating mushrooms is legal in mario land, and pokemons have officer jenny to protect them

 

[farq1414]

maybe but it isn't the best help to little kids in our world?
and the whole point of this is because of stuff that doesn't make sense in video games.
yes you did lose the cable by sticking two stuff together but pressing the button for it made it come back
yeah where does he keep the parachutes up his ass maybe i don't know
And when i PETA of pokemon i mean people who don't like pokemon in pokeballs or fighting each other not people stoping pokemon being used for evil
also i never played hitman don't know why

 

[Mr Companion]

Try jumping out of water next time you go swimming.

Why does president Panau decide that his counties last hope is to nuke all the worlds most powerful superpowers, and why is anybody concerned when we have plenty of anti-nuke defenses to take care of them?

Why don't they paint their military spaceships black?

How do alcoholic beverages and soft drinks make me die of dehydration? Miners used to live off beer all the time!

Why do mutations make wildlife more dangerous?

Why do all my gunshot wounds fix themselves in 5 seconds? And why don't the enemies?

How can I shoot from cover without looking at what im firing at, I aint even aiming and I headshot every man in the room? And why is this base full of useless chest high barriers that serve no practical application?

 

[farq1414]

man it is times like this when you ask yourself there is so much stuff that doesn't make sense it would be more easy just to list the things that make sense in video games am i right.

also why do some people have hair that dosen't move even when wet

and most of the stuff that happens in just cause 2 but it's still fun any way

 

[Juventus]

how can i turn invisible in alpha protocol? i mean really how the fuck does that work?

 

[Ghostrick Dorklord]

How about Duke Nukem being able to kick with both feet? At the same time?

*hopes no one beats him to it*

 

[Cheesus333]

1: I was playing Red Dead Redemption when it dawned on me that my horse contained a sat-nav. Interesting.

2: In Pokémon, what the fuck do the humans eat?! Unless...

Spoiler: Yep. That makes sense.

 

[DenSomKastade]

¨That when you get shot anywhere on the body, your eyes bleed. I'm lookning at you, all of the modern FPS games...

 

[FalloutJack]

Wooden Doors
delightfully explained here
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/1/2/1/3121.jpg?v=1

Please direct me to the subject in which this image came from. It looks and sounds like a serious laugh to read.

OT: Why aren't games making me a violent psychopath and rapist?! I don't understand!

(Sorry, it needed to be said.)

 

[Nr.47]

Why would little kids in our world need help from PETA?
PETA in real life sucks balls, their just a bunch of losers with nothing else to do but go around "protecting" the rights of animals, the ONLY reason a cow was put on this earth is So I could eat it between two slices of bread with some cheese and lettuce, and maybe wear a leather jacket. In Pokemon people do the same thing.

Also hair that doesn't move even when wet ,maybe cuz anime characters use an unhealthy amount of hair spray or gel

Maybe Duke Nukem is able to kick with both feet at the same time because he is paking a "third leg"

And why does he use steroids to move faster, Steroids are for strength Speed is the drug for speed.