Things in life you will just never understand.

[danodanz]

Could be anything really. Life, humanity, or not even overly complicated things, just the mundane (Like how Rebecca Black got famous).

For me, I will never understand Facebook parents.


People who have babies or toddlers, and they say in their status "Oh I love you my little prince".


Why? Does this eleven month old child have a Facebook? Or am I just missing something?


More heartlessly, people who say things like "I love you so much granddad rest in peace".

Now it's harsh, and I'm probably in the wrong, but I just don't see the point in it.


Anybody else have anything that baffles them in life?
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[farscythe]

it baffles me that people shell out $300+ on phones...regularly... was your last overpriced plastic gadget so bad you had to replace it 3 months later for a newer shinier version of plastic gadget? do you even use that thing to make phonecalls? n whats so fucking important on facebook that you need to have it near you at all times.

seriously...
(i guess i just dont get it)

 

[Queen Michael]

People who support suffering people in every way except one that helps. Who feel so sorry for all the starving children and who Pray For Japan and seem to almost hope that bonsai kitties are real just so they can feel sorry for them, but who never actually do anything about it. Me, I don't care about any suffering people, but I still give 100 SEK to Doctors Without Borders. Which isn't much, I know, but at least I'm prepared to make an actual sacrifice.

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

danodan -- some people believe the dead can hear them. I guess you could lump that into "not understanding religion" or something, but...yeah.

I don't understand people who act like it's their sole purpose in life to tell you why you're wrong or incompetent, and then act all superior about it. Don't they have anything better to do?

Also, people who are proud of disliking most of humanity. If you hate humanity so much, why are you *in it*?

 

[Verzin]

unshakable belief in some Personal opinion or ideology.

I know that forming opinion or ideology is inescapable, but I just can't understand why people get so....obsessed with the idea that their opinion or ideology has truth to it. I wish that everyone would site scientific proof for debate instead of just manipulating bias, theology, or ignorance.
(this is coming from a mindset that considers the human mind hopelessly flawed and imperfect, and therefore all opinions, philosophies, and ideologies flawed and imperfect as well.)

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Humanity, life, the universe, religion (probably the biggest thing), sticking rigidly to certain ideologies (like self-labeling yourself as a proud Communist)?

As for the mundane things? The phenomenon of many unhealthy things (e.g. that delicious Footlong Steak & Cheese sub from Subway I had for lunch) that taste like an angel spunking into your mouth, while many healthy things (e.g. that bumpy cauliflower my mother made me eat with my chips) taste like a werewolf shitting into your mouth. And just shit like, "Why the fuck did I just do that? I didn't mean to say that, I just worded it wrongly."

 

[Evil Top Hat]

Trolls.

I just dont't understand why you would waste your own time like that.

 

[Muspelheim]

Exactly what "success" is and why I'm apparently supposed to attain it, no matter what.

Is just being happy a good-enough compromise?

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Women.

Truly they are the universe's enigma.

 

[Doclector]

Normal people. Logical contradictions a plenty.

 

[MetalDooley]

The incredible popularity of Harry Potter amongst adults.I read the first book and I've watched a few of the movies and yeah they were ok.I reckon I would have absolutely loved them when I was around 10.But how so many adults my age and older think it's the greatest thing ever is beyond me

 

[Broady Brio]

Why a relationship I know is still going on even though the guy treats his girlfriend like utter crap.

Why my friends call me handsome, yet they can score dates but I can't? (They're probably saying it with shit-eating grins.)

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." or "I've lost faith in humanity." - Good. Fuck off and die.

 

[SckizoBoy]

*pulls whatever bizarre thoughts come to mind*

1. Whatever Colleen McCoughlin sees in Wayne Rooney... I'll never understand it, but I won't ever want to know, either...
2. Whatever the world (or at least a big chunk of it) sees in Simon Cowell...
3. A Scouse accent... (/jk)
4. How David Cameron's forehead can be so fucking shiny...
5. Why James Milner is in the England squad...
6. The practicality of low-rider jeans (or rather, that underclass of denizen who wears the waistline of his/her legwear around his/her knees)...
7. Why Rob D hasn't released a second album...

 

[Eddie the head]

The idea that a sequel is never as good as the previous tilde. No matter how much better it is it doesn't matter someone is going to say the first one was better. People who like things to be frustratingly hard. It's not that I want things to be easy but a lot of the time you are making them hard in the most frustrating way. Dark Souls is guilty of that due to the lack of a pause screen. People who like My little pony. People who never try anything new. Many many math and physics formulas. Why my brother likes that dog. Why my donkey is seemingly afraid of me now. And a lot of other things.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

When I got to a 'hole in the wall' Mexican restaurant or Filibertos they have the best burritos, but when I go to some nice Mexican place it's alright and not as good.

Why bean dip is so damn addicting, especially if it's spicy.

My dog can tap a nap any time he wants and not suffer any consequences and I can't take a nap to save my life but when I do I can't sleep.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I don't understand why marriage is a life-time thing in this day and age when most marriages end in divorce. Speaking of, I don't see why people rush into marriage and/or get married at a young age (when they're teenagers I mean).

Either my tongue is broken or, beer is the most disgusting beverage ever devised. I've tried different kinds/brands but it all tastes horrible to me. I'm not saying drunkenness isn't something other people can enjoy (I don't enjoy that experience personally) but there are better tasting ways of getting there. Is it just that Beer is a cheaper way of getting drunk than hard tea or, lemonade or...anything else? Also hate what Jack does to the flavor of Coke...maybe my tongue is defective...

Why is the only meal-pie in the U.S. a Chicken Pot Pie?! For fuck sake, we have hamburgers which (please don't laugh too hard at my misunderstanding) are just pies that are more opened up...and restricted to being beef filled.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Trolls.

I just dont't understand why you would waste your own time like that.

That. Seems like such an incredible waste of time to me.

Also Pornography. I can not nor will I ever understand the appeal of watching other people having sex. Esp. considering that in most (as in pretty much all And before some jackass decides to make a issue of it, no obviously I haven't seen every bit of porn ever made) porn it's presented in a very crude and disgusting manner that makes me sick to my stomach.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Various Maths bullshit that I still don't see how they'll really help me in later life. But even so, most of those formulas make no motherfucking sense.

Marriage in general.

People that drink certain alcohols that taste like absolute arse (e.g. beer, vodka, whiskey) just so they can get pissed. After drinking some pleasant-tasting red WKD, my idiotic friend forced me to deepthroat a bottle of beer and I just vomited a pool of red on the grass.

The incredible popularity of Harry Potter amongst adults.I read the first book and I've watched a few of the movies and yeah they were ok.I reckon I would have absolutely loved them when I was around 10.But how so many adults my age and older think it's the greatest thing ever is beyond me

The same way so many adults think Star Wars is the greatest thing ever?

Whatever Colleen McCoughlin sees in Wayne Rooney... I'll never understand it, but I won't ever want to know, either...

Isn't it obvious? He's fucking rich! An old man like Hugh Hefner doesn't have so many young girlfriends because of his good looks, you know.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Trolls. Especially the ones that go REALLY out of their way. I mean there's "lulzor u sux lolololol" and then there's subscribing to them to do that on every video, making fake accounts and false flagging. Why bother?

I know people like hating things, but these just seem like things a creepy stalker would do.

 

[MetalDooley]

The incredible popularity of Harry Potter amongst adults.I read the first book and I've watched a few of the movies and yeah they were ok.I reckon I would have absolutely loved them when I was around 10.But how so many adults my age and older think it's the greatest thing ever is beyond me

The same way so many adults think Star Wars is the greatest thing ever?

I guess but I think George Lucas didn't set out to make a movie just for children whereas from what I've read of HP it's clearly aimed at young children