Things in life you will just never understand.

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Surpheal

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How science can take the fun and mystery out of many things in life.

For example, you see a mountain, then the world starts shaking, and the mountain spews forth liquid fire and black clouds, you can say that there is a giant worm under the mountain that only you can speak to that demands that a nearby village take care of you and feed it. Then science comes along an says that it is only just venting pressure caused by a build up of gases beneath the Earth's crust, forcing magma and all kinds of soot into the air.

Way to go science, now how am I going to enslave the village, hmmm? The old fashioned way, with usurpation and pointy weapons with people to use them?
 

OmniscientOstrich

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Relish in Chaos said:
SckizoBoy said:
Whatever Colleen McCoughlin sees in Wayne Rooney... I'll never understand it, but I won't ever want to know, either...
Isn't it obvious? He's fucking rich! An old man like Hugh Hefner doesn't have so many young girlfriends because of his good looks, you know.
Actually I'm pretty sure she's been going out with him since he was 13, before he started to amass such absurd piles of wealth, hence the confusion. =/ Not to mention if she only wanted his money she probably could have filed for divorce and walked away with a hefty settlement to live off by now.

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