Kukakkau said:
Meliz said:
The REAL reason i didn't take the plane is that i put every satchel charge i had in the engines, and i'm just waiting for you to take off and then i'm blowing you up for amusing screenshots just as your tires leave the runway.
i salute you dear sir
duly noted. now get me some ice cream and a chick in a bikini. then apply.
hell, sometimes they caught on to that and i just satchel charged the runway right at the minimum distance to takeoff. the one point they HAVE to pass. and i spread them out so they can't swerve around.
it's so much fun to see them try to dodge them well enough to take off, but even when they take off they lose control of it and end up crashing it anyway. flytards.
i hate lawndarters.
using a plane to attack, yeah. but kamikaze's are assholes. at least bail out and don't keep respawning, jump in the fresh plane and repeat. after you wreck a plane, you should keep on fighting and let someone else have a go.
oh and by the way, a mate of mine sat in a black hawk, as the pilot. all these douchebags get in. he takes off, only barely, and i sneak underneath and satchel charge the hell out of it. then the guy flies off, bails somewhere, and tell me via squad talk. then i push the button.
how awesome is that? a helicopter filled with stupid douchebags, spinning and tumbling, and just as they think they get control back i rip it from them in one absolute justice known as kaboom.
and i must be honest, as a commander, i have at least once supplied the enemies and given them detailed instructions to find get to a squad of douchebags while i was keeping them in place with a missile barrage.
it's fair game if you're a douche.
and to handle plane campers, dragons valley, for example, china side, i go into the high tower next to the runway and SNIPE every ************ that spends more than 10 seconds on the track.
there's assholes that just take a plane and SIT THERE
so i just snipe them through the windshield. the nerve of some people to OCCUPY a craft and then wait till the enemy comes so they have a plane which they all eventually lawndart anyway.
and to finish up, once, me and a collection of guys satchel charged the runway on the level with the helicrane incident, to spell out PENIS. I'm proud to say that the top half of the P was mine.
if that's not co-operative play at it's finest (or just funniest) i don't know what is. and i don't think i want to know if it isn't.