Things that are impossible to look cool while doing

[ornulu]

falling on your ass walking out of home...

 

[bmf185]

Someone said vomiting earlier, and I am here to refute that claim.

One night I was walking to a party with a friend who had been drinking heavily that day. We got to a wide alley and he turned and projectile vomited into it without breaking stride and acted like nothing ever happened. He did this twice. He also probably drinks way too much.

 

[CapnGod]

Trying to pick up ladies while in a hotdog suit.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY WEINER?! Oh, Accepted.

 

[SimuLord]

It is not possible to look cool while having sex, not if the sex is any good. But looking cool after you finish (especially if your buddies are watching)? Very much doable. There's never a wrong time to pull out and stand over your woman like you're an NFL linebacker who has just sacked the quarterback. Bonus points for pointing at her face, thrusting your dick out at the rest of the room, and yelling "YEAH!" at the top of your lungs.

Not that I've...ever done...anything...like that...no, not me...well, not recently...

 

[Cylem]

Following your cosplaying daughter and her cackling friends around an anime convention.

I'm sorry, Mom! :'D

 

[MrChainsawNinja]

Getting tickled.

 

[FinalGamer]

Taking a shit. Unless you're Duke Nukem.

 

[Ambisinister]

giving birth.

 

[Slift]

Its impossible to look cool while running away from a Bee.

Truth.

 

[The_Chief]

getting slapped by a girl thats half your size, DAMN YOU MEGHAN

i was imasculated that day

 

[magicaxis]

Wearing a che guevara Tshirt and eating a Big Mac at the same time

 

[Music Mole]

Nothing is impossible to do while looking cool, if you're cool enough to pull it off.

Not even nothing is impossible; It's really easy to look cool while doing nothing.

What if you were getting a award for somthing, and pissed you pants.... im pretty sure no one could pull that shit off

As a wise man once said "you aint cool, unless you pee your pants"
Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.

 

[Angerwing]

Nothing is impossible to do while looking cool, if you're cool enough to pull it off.

Not even nothing is impossible; It's really easy to look cool while doing nothing.

What if you were getting a award for somthing, and pissed you pants.... im pretty sure no one could pull that shit off

As a wise man once said "you aint cool, unless you pee your pants"
Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.

Billy Madison.

I also have to disagree with all the people saying yawning and eating. You can look cool doing both.

 

[ottenni]

Doing the chicken dance, in a chicken suit. Oh yeah, pull that one off.

 

[Bealzibob]

Having your fly undone springs to mind here.

It's cool if you walk out a room and zip up your fly when everyone in the room knows you just walked out of a hot chicks room/bosses daughters room/bosses wifes room etc....

 

[BENZOOKA]

Anything can be done while looking cool. Somehow I thought of things that wouldn't look cool and then Samuel L. Jackson doing them in a cool manner. There aren't any impossible tasks, some people can just look cool doing anything.

 

[jesse.]

Learning to skate

 

[Quaxar]

Wearing a che guevara Tshirt and eating a Big Mac at the same time

what about if you top it with "don't worry, I'm here to annihilate this embodyment of capitalism before it can manipulate the young and weak!"
I think that'd be pretty cool...

 

[SimplyTheWest]

Learning to skate

That is so true, its unbelievable...