Things that are impossible to look cool while doing

[Tesgami]

Taking pictures of yourself in a small bathroom to put on MySpace?

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n155/krafczinski/MySpace/myspaceposter.jpg

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

You cannot look cool while running into a trashcan at McDonald's. My friend did it and it was hilarious.

 

[JCTiger]

When you realize you put your shirt/pants on backwards, and need to rectify this in a room full of people

 

[Zer_]

Pulling your zipper up after you realize you forgot to do so in the bathroom.

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

Playing the accordion.

Well,maybe not if you wear sunglasses.

 

[Prometherion]

Eating a banana

 

[IxionIndustries]

Taking pictures of yourself in a small bathroom to put on MySpace?

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n155/krafczinski/MySpace/myspaceposter.jpg

Exactly what I was referencing. Have a cookie.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Eating your own face. It isn't possible to do, let alone look cool whilst doing it.

 

[darkless]

walking down the street with your pants around your knees and one hand on your crotch.

 

[ZomgSharkz]

Failing to lift a 10 pound weight.

 

[Tesgami]

Taking pictures of yourself in a small bathroom to put on MySpace?

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n155/krafczinski/MySpace/myspaceposter.jpg

Exactly what I was referencing. Have a cookie.

Thank you!
MyFace girls... when will you ever learn...

 

[Steeveeo]

cleaning dog poop of your shoe

I know I am late on this one, but not true.

Cleaning dog poop off your shoe with any of the following can be considered "cool" by any means:

1. A blowtorch
2. An opposing political party's ad poster (Smear campaign, get it? )
3. Any sort of plastic explosive.

(I am truly sorry about number 2...)

 

[Tesgami]

cleaning dog poop of your shoe

I know I am late on this one, but not true.

Cleaning dog poop off your shoe with any of the following can be considered "cool" by any means:

1. A blowtorch
2. An opposing political party's ad poster (Smear campaign, get it? )
3. Any sort of plastic explosive.

(I am truly sorry about number 2...)

Gonna have to try these next time...

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Sobbing in your best friends arm, because you are drunk.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

realizing that you've walked the wrong way down the street and turning around

 

[Hyperactiveman]

getting slapped!

 

[Marv21]

CROCS FOR GODSAKE!!!!

Wearing those makes you unlayable no matter who you are...my last GF wore crocs, now I realize the folly of such.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

PROGRAMING!!!

Programming a virus that makes women strip on command.