Things that are impossible to look cool while doing

[Longestpants]

skipping.

 

[M3707ik]

playing viva pinata. even tough its a fantastic game

 

[Avatar Roku]

Taking off your socks. Just try to do that cool.

 

[hopeneverdies]

A few things came to mind.

Eating
Walking into stationary objects, particularly desks or walls
Being ill, particularly if you have a runny nose, red eyes, and/or vomit

What about when Drake walks into the door? He manages to make that funny and cool.

 

[twilinova07]

crashing into a crystal clear window because you honest to god thought those two frames on the sides were support pillars.

it would take some kind of miracle to make that look cool.

 

[THEMANWHOIS]

The title of this thread broke my brain. But its pretty hard to look cool when your "that guy" playing rock band at the electronics store

LOL. seriously. i love guys who stand there playing the display game for an hour. people aren't watching you in awe, they're laughing as soon as they turn the corner.

falling down on accident. at all (wiping out, tripping, etc)

 

[hagaya]

Having your fly undone springs to mind here.

I beg to differ.
Buying Guitar Hero in Guitar Center. They seriously sell it there.
Taking your shirt off at the beach.
On the toilet, dumping.
Pick-up lines.

 

[Duh]

taking a shit

wait maybe there is a chance

Spoiler

o lawdy
hellz yeah

And here I thought you were an idiot, but this is actually funny. Good show.

o no my good sir, i am an idiot, if i was realy comited i would have fotoshoped that with bling, some cool shades and a top hat, THAT would be funny, CRACKED funny

 

[GunnerGraye]

Moshing to Nickelback.

Hahaha. Nice.

Uh...things you couldn't look cool while doing...baking cookies? Well no, they may be the most badass cookies ever...with like pentagrams and whatnot. Yep, Satan sure does love him some good ole' sugar cookies...

 

[Flap Jack452]

The title of this thread broke my brain. But its pretty hard to look cool when your "that guy" playing rock band at the electronics store

LOL. seriously. i love guys who stand there playing the display game for an hour. people aren't watching you in awe, they're laughing as soon as they turn the corner.

falling down on accident. at all (wiping out, tripping, etc)

I was playing it at Best Buy one time and these two overwegiht, sweaty dudes came jogging up. When they saw me they were like "God DAMN IT!. At that moment I started acting like a noob and messed up a lot and was like "I don't even know how to hold this thing". I don't think they thought it was funny...

 

[iseko]

Pee'ing and or shitting your pants while on a date. I dare you to make this look cool.

 

[DreamKing]

i think that people never look good dancing unless it involves a lot of spinning on the back or on the head.

 

[monkie648]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

Yep yep, those and eating baby-back ribs. Cannot be done!

Unless it's baby lamb

unless the baby lamb is still alive while you tear out its ribs and eat them

 

[ElephantGuts]

I'm sure this has been said before, but: crying. Can you look cool while crying in public? I think not.

 

[Sporky111]

1.Standing behind the counter of a fast-food restaurant

2.Using a can-opener

3.Playing Nintendogs

 

[Arcyde]

your mother hugging and kissing you

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

wanking

You are winner.

Wouldn't that be wiener?

 

[balinus]

Eating a spoonful of wasabi. Walking around in broad daylight with a tutu. Asking for directions. Taking a dump. Untangling the wires of your earphones in public.