LOL. seriously. i love guys who stand there playing the display game for an hour. people aren't watching you in awe, they're laughing as soon as they turn the corner.
falling down on accident. at all (wiping out, tripping, etc)
I was playing it at Best Buy one time and these two overwegiht, sweaty dudes came jogging up. When they saw me they were like "God DAMN IT!. At that moment I started acting like a noob and messed up a lot and was like "I don't even know how to hold this thing". I don't think they thought it was funny...
now now i was in taiwan one time, rippin it up on gh3 got a crowd going kekekeke...no not really the sales person asked me to leave. but hey, at least i was speaking a foreign language....
id have to go with touching someone else on the crotch.
You, sir, have not seen the Topless Wii videos that have been floating around. Definetly cool.
Doing anything without eyebrows does not look cool. A friend of mine once shaved off his eyebrows after losing a bet. You can't even go unnoticed doing something without eyebrows.
You, my friend, have obviously never witnessed brown fear... 4 Litres of Iced coffee... One stomach... how to fit it all in? vomit out the extra in exciting and inventive ways!
on topic: happydance and shimmy at the same time...
Only the coolest Vikings have the balls to wear a big pink dress in public
From personal experience, a few things I've done which are impossible to look cool while doing;
Getting stuck in a doorway (some are deceptively narrow, especially when I'm carrying a big box and my arms/elbows are sticking out)
Falling up stairs.
Bending down to pick something up and splitting your trousers as you stand.
Walking into a lamp post.
Walking into groin height bollards.
When you're riding a bike, as you go to stand up on the pedals your feet slip off, so you come crashing down on the cross piece with your balls, one foot gets trapped by the pedal, dragging along the road, your other leg is trapped by the pedal in the back of your calf, and you wobble for about 10 metres before unceremoniously falling over.
If you're wearing loose underwear or going commando, as you sit down on a bench you sit on your balls, scream or yelp, then double over in agony and fall of the bench.
Smoking a cigarette, and as you pull it away from your mouth it gets stuck to your lips, and you end up pulling the 'cherry' off and burning your fingers.
Unfortunately I've done all of these absoludicrous things in public, without even knowing how to recoup properly.
1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.
2. Shrek.
3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.
4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.
5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.
Actually, I work at Taco Bell. My uniform is all black, and I can even persuade my boss to get ankle length coats, if needs be.
Pretending to be Neo, anyone?
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