Things that are impossible to look cool while doing

[manicfoot]

Its impossible to look cool while running away from a Bee.

 

[quack35]

Is it possible to look cool while reading the Bible? I've never seen it.

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Receiving an award for having won a gaming contest. OK, you have just won 5.000 Euro's, you get a big cheque by a barely dressed young girl. But you are receiving an award, on stage, cheered upon by other gamers, for having played a game. I've never seen anybody being 'cool' while doing that.

 

[Bertruam]

Walking a small fury dog with a pink bow in its hair. It was not my dog. I was house sitting for a family friend. It got akward when I got hit on by a gay guy.

 

[Huey1000]

heroin

ecstacy.

acid.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Saying 'first'!

 

[Inverse Skies]

Having your fly undone springs to mind here.

It depends on by whom.

Everyone seems to be mis-interpreting this. I'm thinking of something like having your fly undone walking down the street or something.

 

[Kuweekee]

You can't look cool when being teached how to tie your shoelaces... just not possible...

 

[randommaster]

Saying "flippy-floppies."

I don't care whether you are on a boat or not.

 

[fenixrising]

running for a bus and just missing it and the passengers seeing it all

 

[Same River New Water]

A man cannot look cool while taking off his pants. This sad fact has got many a night of passion off to a poor start.

Somehow, women can look sexy while taking off pants. I don't know how they do this.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

being drunk

 

[SmoothGlover]

A man cannot look cool while taking off his pants. This sad fact has got many a night of passion off to a poor start.

Somehow, women can look sexy while taking off pants. I don't know how they do this.

It's easy to look sexy, just got to make sure your wearing those special male stripper trousers that pull right off. I'll lend you a pair.

 

[Blow_Pop]

wanking

Cool when it's to give the world's hottest woman a facial.

No facial is cool.
Ever.

and i have to disagree because i quite enjoy getting them....

Dude, careful. You can't let people know you're a chick.

as if that wasn't obvious by my user name?

Because no guy uses a girly username? Pshaw.
Someone stays on the safe side of the internet.

psh, i don't see the purpose in hiding who i am anymore

I have to. The FBI is watching...
Always watching...

luckily i don't have that problem....

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Having your fly undone springs to mind here.

It depends on by whom.

Everyone seems to be mis-interpreting this. I'm thinking of something like having your fly undone walking down the street or something.

Yeah, then you would trip on the guy who is undoing it.

 

[johnman]

Table top gaming, CSS

 

[Jamash]

running for a bus and just missing it and the passengers seeing it all

Unless you pretend that you weren't running for the bus at all, by jogging all the way down to the end of the street, then stop and do some stretches and check your pulse.

Everyone will just assume you're exercising.....wearing a suit....carrying bags of shopping.

 

[PurpleRain]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

Dude that is awe3some and messed up on many levels

but i wouldn't want to be raping the person that raped me cause that is very ver very very

disturbing

seconded, UNLESS some super hot chick (or chicks XD) jumps out of a van, pulls me in and starts giving me head, THEN the reverse rape thing kicks arse

Actually technically you both want to have sex with eachother therefore it is no longer considered as Rape

so your instead just going to have sex

Not if she doesn't want it in the bum! haha!

You are a disgusting person. You make me feel sick.

 

[CapnGod]

Getting beaten to death by a fifteen inch black rubber cock.

 

[Kellerb]

listening to Nickelback

i refuse!

eating a book springs to mind...