Things that are impossible to look cool while doing

[Selifator]

If you are an adult guy/women, riding on one of those mini-bikes meant for kids.

 

[Megacherv]

Eating.

wanking

Wanking whilst eating.

EDIT: Or eating whilst wanking

 

[CapnGod]

Eating a newborn kittens brain with the wrong fork?

Major faux pas.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Er, driving. Simple really, speeding makes you look like a racer boy (and everyone hates them), turning your music up loud makes you look like a douchebag and pulling off stupid stunts will not invite people to ride in your vehicle. Alternatively, driving slowly will ensure you get made fun of, no music is boring and driving carefully, well no one will even notice you(apart from the racerboys... and you see where this is leading?).

Driving. Impossible to look cool while doing it.

taking a shit

how about doing both at the same time?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7-BZ7f_Wyk

 

[reesepuffcereal]

carrying around a sack of sugar for a school assignment. I cant even hold a straight face while writing this down

 

[sms_117b]

cleaning

 

[Aqualung]

Playing bongos without dreadlocks.

 

[Tesgami]

Hmm, trying to hide a fat roll under a shirt that you shouldn't even have thought have keeping in the closet.

I hate not having clean laundry at the wrong moment...

 

[Pimppeter2]

Trying to act cool

 

[AndyVale]

wanking

I look like a work of art at such times.

I respectfully disagree.

I'm with him.

Not like that.

 

[AndyVale]

Hmm, trying to hide a fat roll under a shirt that you shouldn't even have thought have keeping in the closet.

Been there.

(Morbid apology for double post. I'll wait 30 seconds... that should do the trick.)

Edit: It didn't

 

[asinann]

Playing any game on the wii that involves using the motion sensitive controls.

 

[setsunafseiei]

Picking ones nose

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Telling someone that you should have been the one to fill their dark soul with LLLIIIIGGGHHHTTTTTT!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

 

[DestroytheTyrant]

Watching Starwars

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Taking pictures of yourself in a small bathroom to put on MySpace?

How to look cool while doing it: Doing a line of coke off some extremely-high priced escorts breasts while she takes a picture.