Things to do before you die

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ninja steve

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go to hell(isnt norway great)

speak another language

write in another language

play ice hockey in canada

kill santa

meet jesus(you all want to)

see the downfall of the evil corperation MICROSOFT (DEATH TO DODGY CONSOLES)
 

Deleric

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-Quit my job by running around the building topless with "I QUIT" on my chest whilt listening to Queen.
-Set up laser lights in my garage and have the best yard sale ever
-Go Sphereing, cause I looked it up and it sounds awesome
-Get a spot on National TV, rickroll everyone
-Achieve the most badass last words imaginable.
 

wilted_orchid

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TheOnceandFutureKing said:
Build a house and paint a self portrait.
I have only one thing to say to you - His name is Robert Paulson. =]

I don't really have one of these lists myself, but a friend of mine, Badger, has decided he'd like to have a threesome at zero gravity.
 

Flushfacker

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wooty said:
3 personal ones for me

1. Walk the Great Wall of China
2. Actually see Liverpool win the Premier League
3. Own a Wallaby :p

ill be waiting a long time for one of them..........
I presume you mean waiting a long time for liverpool :p anyway you better hurry up with the wall of china one before theres none left [link]http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/200806412939246[/link]

OT 1. Surf Hawaii or somewhere similarly great.
2. Own my own business
3. Achieve enlightenment ;)
 

ae86gamer

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1-Learn how to yodel.
2-Churn my butter.
3-Get hit by an ice cream truck- and survive.
4-Find Nessie and have tea with him or her.
5-Ski Austria.
6-Electric slide across the Great Wall of China.
7-Create a life sized replica of a yacht using only toothpicks.

There are more.. way more, but I think thats enough for now.
 

Calobi

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Steal the Pope's hat and wear it.

Seriously though:
1) Graduate high school (Check)
2) Graduate college (In progress)
3) Get a job with a game design company
4) Make my own game design company
5) Get married (Maybe, I kind of like the bachelor lifestyle)

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ae86gamer said:
6-Electric slide across the Great Wall of China.
You must invite me when you do this. Imagine a huge line of people all doing that!
 

eatenbyagrue

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1) Get a PhD
2) Own a house
3) Write a best-selling novel
4) Work on a farm
5) Build something with my bare hands (done: I built a trebuchet for my Natural Science class)
6) Discover and name a psychological disorder
7) Teach a history/literature class
8) See the world
9) Kick Joe Quesada squarely in the testicles
10) Kick Dan DiDio squarely in the testicles
11) Shake hands with Alan Moore
12) Burn Chuck Austen at the stake
13) Resurrect J.R.R. Tolkien
14) LARP
 

Fudgo

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- Join/Form a band
- Learn Japanese
- Visit America
- Be on TV
- Be on the news
- Blow an airhorn at 3am
- Fire a bolt-action rifle
- Get a pet cat
- Get a girlfriend

And possibly others, if I can think of any.
 

stone0042

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Xandus117" post="18.135037.3043074 said:
I have a plan which must be carried out before I die.

The Plan:

Step 1: Lead a rebellion against the oppressive dictatorship in Iran, usurping the government and taking control of the nation.

Step 2: Turn Iran into an peaceful, diplomatic, economic superpower, while slowly gaining the trust of all other nations.

Step 3: Suddenly switch over to fascism and build a massive army to invade all neighboring countries.

Step 4: Form an alliance with Finland and Switzerland, creating an alliance known as the Evil Empire.

Step 5: Nuke the crap out of France, and declare war upon Great Britain.

Step 6: Conquer all of Asia and most of Europe, only to find out the American and Canadian armies have launched a massive attack on the weak points of the Evil Empire.

Step 7: Make stupid military decisions for no apparent reason, letting the American and Canadian armies push back the Evil Empire's forces.

Step 8: When the American and Canadian launch a massive attack against Tehran, realize that I have lost the war and commit suicide.

The problem is, I don't know if I can do it all before I die.[/quote}

I would laugh so hard if you actually begin implementing this plan, and then the other world powers find this list and take you down as a result
 

wooty

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Flushfacker said:
wooty said:
3 personal ones for me

1. Walk the Great Wall of China
2. Actually see Liverpool win the Premier League
3. Own a Wallaby :p

ill be waiting a long time for one of them..........
I presume you mean waiting a long time for liverpool :p anyway you better hurry up with the wall of china one before theres none left [link]http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/200806412939246[/link]
Liverpool will do it one day....one day
and as long as the Great Wall is there for the next 5 years, ill achieve one goal at least
 

traceur_

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-Bomb comic-con or a star wars convention
-play final fantasy 13
-go sky-diving
-go bungy-jumping
-go base-jumping
-get in a brawl with a celebrity
-have a conversation with Morgan Freeman
-get chased by an angry mob
-drive around at 3am, blowing an air horn into a megaphone
-go into outer-space
-do a space-walk
-get laid
-get laid in zero-gravity
-Kill a bank robber with a Buster Sword
-Climb the Eiffel Tower... from the outside
-Base jump of the top of the Eiffel Tower when I get to the top
 

Gondito

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-Own an island in the carribbean (the smaller ones are suprisingly cheap)
-Zorb down a snow covered mountain
-Get this one girl I know
-Write and produce an awesome and innovative video game
-Be on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm
-12-some
-Own a Chinchilla named Sergeant Franksworth Bottomdipper The Fourth
-Go to a Blue Man Group concert with my body painted completely orange
-Meet Jemaine Clements and Bret McKenzie
-Meet Andy Samberg
-participate ONCE in a huge LARP battle, like the one in Role Models, except get everyone i know in on it so I dont feel like an idiot
-have a pet cat
-not completely blow at a Call of Duty game.
-Survive the zombie apocalypse
-finish the list